Roger Ebert ended his review of “Paulie” by sharing a “brand-new parrot joke” that he invented. Anyone care to explain the punchline?
A parrot has a memory that will only hold the last two things it has heard. A guy buys him, puts him by the front door and tests him. "One, two,‘’ the man says. "One, two,‘’ the parrot says. "Three,‘’ says the man. "Two, three,‘’ says the parrot. "Four,‘’ says the man. "Three, four,‘’ says the parrot. Then the guy shouts to his wife: "So long, honey, I’m going to the office!‘’ When the guy comes home, what does the parrot say?
He also mentions another parrot joke, which I’ve linked from “Isaac Asimov’s Treasury of Humor”: Google Books
So the joke is that…someone moved the ladder, causing the parrot to fall and fatally injure itself, and he squawks out one sentence before dying? Is there something I’ve missed?