NoBODY...

[Inigo_Montoya]

expects …

[Sage_Rat]

…a great dane for Christmas.

[Suburban_Plankton]

I totally didn’t expect that…

[Marlitharn]

…a duck in the bathtub.

Ask me how I know this.

[SkipMagic]

… the closing of a thread for being too pointless?

C’mon, raise your hands–you know you did.