Did you…? Did he just…? A KLINGON?!?
You have soiled my honor! You have the wit of a Pakled, the stench of a Nausicaan, and the interpersonal skills of a Vulcan! I wouldn’t so much as vaporize your head if you were infected by parasitic invaders, p’taQ!
Ah, a Star Trek geek convention.
:ducking quietly out of the thread:
You Klingon BASTARD!
You killed my son!
Revenge, like calamari, is a dish best served cold. It is werwee cold in space…
btw, you have the teeth of a Ferengi, the nose of a Tellarite, and the communication skills of a Tamarian.
You Traveller, you!
Spawn of Wesley!
I am now deep in the Plak Tow (blood fever), and only a death will resolve this.
are you furrowing your brow?
No, I’m swallowing bile - I’m not that kind of Romulan, you freak.
We shall meet!
At a convention!
we just missed the Tulsa one, can you make Texarkana?
And we shall duel with the Phaser Cutting Phasers that Carniverousplant must now provide!
I’ll probably show up as Q in the mariachi outfit from Q Who
Shall I continue shouting?!
I’m sorry…but wasn’t the mariachi outfit in Deja Q?
I’m gonna leave this and go watch an episode now 
My God. I feel like a voyeur. Dirty.
In that nice sort of way, though.
LOL…
suddenly I want to go find my phasor or whatever that thingy is they used to flip back and forth from the ship to the planet.
Transmorgrifier?
No, that was Calvin & Hobbes…
Hey, I always wanted to know: what was with the little Dust Busters they used as phasers in the NG show? Much like MegaMaid, did those doohickeys go from “suck” to “blow” and that’s how they vaporized the baddies?
I was very confused, understand.
We could all meet in Las Vegas in early August at the big ol’ Trek convention! But I’m not going! It’s too flippin’ HOT!!
I just KNEW this Pitting would happen sooner or later!
And some people can’t even spell “carnivorous” correctly!
[SIZE=4]You’re all just ugly…bags of…most-ly…water!!![SIZE=4]
UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER! F.U. CODING, I SAY! F.U.!
Now, stop fondling that T’Pol Hallmark Keepsake ornament and put your hands back in your pockets!
But…
What have I gots in my pocketses?
Fuck spelling, you Scalosian man seed seeker! I have more imprtant things to worry about… Salt Vamp!
Hi there, Eilsel. How you doin?
How many pints would Porthos piss if Porthos pissed in your pants?
Ah… a riddle…
Sha Ka Ree!
Okay, that’s it! viva, either find us a new cogenitor or I’m leaving! It’s me or it!
Okay, calm down. Take a deep breath. Count to four. Then three more.
[sub]Annaballay?[/sub]
Where is that from ?
I remember that from somewhere - but i didn’t think it was
Star Trek.
Anyway, this thread is a pretty good example of what happens in every Enterprise thread over in Cafe. People start discussing the episode a week before it airs, and then they bitch about how TOS was better, and everyone knows transphotonic phase inverters weren’t invented until the Enterprise D was built. Then something about Pandas. The S/N ration degrades to approximately zero. Then the threads get kept alive somehow for weeks. And yet, I keep clicking them, like the dog who’s master died yet he keeps going to meet him at the bus stop.
Oh, by the way - T’pol is really hot.