Nominate a Doper for the Nobel Prize

Do they award a Nobel Prize for Attempted Physics?

Sniff, I’d like to thank my parents, the Lord for making…Sarcasm you say??? No! A fellow Doper would never do that to me, would they? Let me check…

<Reads the archives>

Oh, oh my, oh peaches!

**Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing **for being the best Ranch Dressing Evar!!11!
Nobel Prizes in Gasses: Lieu

elucidator, for fighting ignorance with style.