Well, what’s the National (Imperial?) anthem? Is it catchy? Can you dance to it? Can I dance to it?
Ohhhh it’s gonna be so much fun when BZ really melts down. 
I guess I’ll join… better than living in loonyville with BZ :rolleyes:
“In the Mood”
So I think you CAN dance to it!
Women of the 1960s will wear helmet shaped hats made of celluloid.
How does the old saying go?
God always protects children, drunks, and the United States of America?
Ok, color me stupid but I don’t get this at all… 
Maybe I just need my bottle of wake-up juice.
[NPavelka**, go play some “No One Lives Forever”.
OK, I’m in. But I get to be President and First Tiger!
Got-ya… sorry haven’t been arround a 007 game since Golden-Eye. Damn those were some good times with Tars and Rex Dart… ok sorry about the derailment there… continue with the flaming and insanity.
You, Aro, have my undying love and respect. I thought I was the only Doper who had heard of Pat, and now I have found another. The joy, the rapture. And I’ll tell you, that was the exact song I had going through my head reading this thread.
Hey, Aro whatcha doin?
Hey, Aro, barbequein’
Hey, Aro, it’s Memorial DAAAAYYYYY
:smack: Gah. What I meant to say was that next year, every car will have holes in its sides.
You think you can dance to it? Oh noble Empress Guinastasia, it’s hard for me not to dance to it!
Three questions:
How do I sign up?
Can I still root for the Steelers?
Do I get to keep my Terrible Towel?
Actually make that 4:
What’s the Guinastasian Empire’s policy on chocolate?
Your loyal subject,
CJ
Maybe I need more coffee, but I had assumed this to be a silly joke. I msut be getting stupider with old age! So, tell me, is thhe OP actually serious?
Weird stuff!
Yes, I am serious, if you don’t think America is the best you can move to Cuba!!!
There is no other way to explain the continued wealth and power of a country that is full of fat, lazy people other than God’s love.
As soon as the straight face starts to slip, parodies become much less impressive.
Join? No, not exactly. But those “ivory” luxury squares are awfully enticing, which is why I’m massing my cavalry and horseman units on your border. 
LOLOLOL - but you cannot be serious really. Anyway, I am quite happy in Scotland, thank you for your concern all the same.
Ask not what your imperialist, tyrannical, ethically bankrupt jackbooted magistrate can do for you; ask what you can do for your imperialist, tyrannical, ethically bankrupt jackbooted magistrate.
If America is so great, how come we’re not on the Metric system yet? Huh? Hmmm?
(Or does this mean that the old pound-foot-gallon system is God’s chosen system of units?! :eek: )