Non-Human characters you'd date

Yeah well by the time she’s two I’ll prolly be sick of her anyway :smiley:

Piers Anthony’s Sheen from the Apprentice Adept series .

Sailboat

Friday is most certainly human. It was made a point of in the book, as when Georges told her “it takes a human mother to bear a human baby, don’t ever forget that”

Tinker Bell from Walt Disney’s “Peter Pan.” I would have said Miss Piggy, but she is so far above me that I wouldn’t waste my time trying.

Londo Mollari

Watch out for those…“attributes.”

Nope. Still no DT.

Isn’t he human?

Not the first to think it though - I got distracted this morning and didn’t get around to posting it. In addition to the pure mmmmm-hmmmmm factor, the pillow talk would be hilarious.

I don’t know if this counts, but I’m actually a bit disturbed at how much I r*eally like * to watch the portion of *Shrek II * where Shrek’s turned human.

Indeed.

Y’know, I almost said “Omaha the Cat Dancer,” but after a moment’s thought, I don’t really think she’d be the kind of gal I’d really want to date. Kind of irritating, really.

Not to mention I get the feeling that she probably has something…catchy. And I’d rather not spend a “Lifetime with Mercury for an evening with Venus,” if ya know what I mean. (Or would that be an “evening with Sekhmet?”)

Galadriel

Let’s see…she’s about 20000 years old and possessed of both ageless beauty and ageless wisdom gained through terrible suffering and sin.

Sorry, can’t say I’d hit that.

I just want to mess up his hair :smiley:

“After sexual relations it is Terran custom to converse with one’s cushions?”

Starfire, if 18+

Either the comics or TV version, take your choice.

And, while we’re at it, Mira, of Buzz Lightyear.

The cartoon version would have a tendency to scream out “Vulnig my blin blan!” and such.

Interesting.
Don’t your dates scream that?

:smiley:

I came here to say that.

“Oooh, baby, do those spots go all the way down?”