What fuckin clip did you watch? The fact that that piece of shit took 10 times as long to film as Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow makes me week for humanity.
Nah, I’m guessing it was probably something else that made you week for humanity.
What is all this about spitting in porn? Spitting? What the fuck? Is this something that’s a part of anyone’s sex life?
I could see it being maybe a fetish for a small fringe group of people, but a common part of mainstream porn? How did this happen?
I don’t know. To me it says, this girl is dry and unaroused therefore I have to drop a big glob of spit on her. Hence I find it a turn off, not to mention the act of spitting itself.
“Weak” or “Weep”?
I’m confused.
Yeah, OpalCat, I know what you’re saying. I don’t watch much porn because of all of the extraneous crap. I just want to see women getting off, personally. Unfortunately, I don’t have a lot to suggest in that arena.
The thread’s interesting, though. I might have to go shopping.
Is it OK to suggest “legitimate” movies that happen to have explicit, well-made, and/or unsimulated sex scenes?
If so…
•Shortbus. This one’s new. I think it actually has quite a bit of what you’re looking for.
•Romance. It’s not without it’s charm.
• Definitely The Lover and 9 Songs. (The latter is unsimulated, and it’s not just “freaky,” like too many other “erotic” films I’ve seen advertised.)
•Ken Park (There are two, maybe two and a half scenes I’d pay attention to. The rest of it seems to be “ooh, look at me! I’m an ugly white kid with problems! It’s so authentic an’ cinema verite!” bleh.)
•Wild Orchid (Yeah, like you haven’t heard of this one. Still, the unrated version is pretty damned hot, albeit not a really astounding sex to fast-forward-over ratio. If you’re on a budget, this may be an issue. However, the cinematography is pretty easy on the eyes.)
I have a few other ideas, but most of 'em are actually just brief, albeit very hot, scenes from otherwise fairly non-oversexual flicks. (Bound; Broken English, etc.) Unless you’re obsessive or devoted enough to start a “mix tape” of said scenes, that’d probably not what you’re looking for.
No, “week.” Like in the Richard Pryor routine:
I’m afraid I don’t have specific title suggestions for you. However, based on the mention that you’re not really looking for a plot, you should check out the section in your local adult store that carries 4 hour compilations. These are exactly what they sound like - four hours of approximately 10-15 minute sex scenes from various porn movies (almost all from the same company) generally based around a theme. The themes are usually pretty obvious - ‘4 Hours of Blowjobs,’ ‘4 Hours of All Anal,’ etc. etc.
Hopefully this will help a bit!
Man, I can tell I’m definitely out of the porn loop. What’s all this about spitting? Some fetish I haven’t heard of?
Yes it has to be movies. At the risk of TMI, I, uh, use both hands. So no books or magazines until they come up with a book that will hover in the air and turn its own pages.
:rolleyes: because you would know.
Comstock Films productions have received rave reviews by sources I trust in erotic tastes. I’ve yet to check these films out, but it’s definitely on the short-list.
Exactly. I’ll do just about anything* and am not one of those who limits themselves to plain and simple vaginal-only sex. I enjoy things like D/s, etc (either role) and I’m a firm believer in talking (very) dirty in bed. I don’t get so much into bondage but I can get into watching it (I find it more a frustration than a turn-on to not be able to move) and I’m too much of a wuss for anything more than mild pain. That said, sorry, but SPITTING GROSSES ME OUT. I get queasy if I see someone spit in the street. I get just as queasy if I see someone spit in the bedroom. This doesn’t make me vanilla in bed.
*(talking about with my partner here, not saying that I wander the streets doing anything)
Well you can suggest them, but it’s totally not what I, personally, am looking for in this thread. In fact I’d rather my porn didn’t have a plot, because I like to just turn it on somewhere in the middle and turn it off when I’m done and not feel like I’ve missed anything. I saw Wild Orchid in the theaters and it would not work for what I am looking for… I’d be spending way too much time with the remote in my hand, you know? And the sex scenes aren’t very long. Might be a good date movie for getting you in the mood with your partner, but if you’re just wanting some special alone time with the DVD player it’s not the right stuff.
And for those asking, to reiterate about the spitting: Men spitting on women’s crotches prior to jamming their fingers/toys/body parts in there or women spitting on a guy’s dick prior to a hand job or even a blow job… it’s freakin’ nasty and it actually makes me gag–literally–when I see it. Sometimes they even do it loudly “ptttoooiiieee!” Yuck.
I personally like PornoTube. Cant beat the price!
My local porn shop carries a line of erotic audiobooks.
I have no idea when this became so commonplace, but lately it seems to be ubiquitous.
It’s just spitting for lube, whether during a bj or in preparation for penetration.
One more thing to make me feel all uptight, because my reaction is the same. What’s sexy about that? Everything’s all nice, and then, “Ptui!” splat 
“‘Why’d you do it?’ she said, ‘Why’d you spit on my snatch? Are we out of love now, was it just a bad patch?’” -Marianne Faithful
Not just for lube. I have seen porno with women sharing spit back and forth (not by kissing by leaning over at a distance of several feet), and men spitting in women faces to degrade them.
Let’s be fair – I’ve seen pornos with women spitting in men’s faces to degrade them, too.
The thing is, I can even get into humiliation/degradation play… just not with spitting. I’m just so completely grossed out by spitting in every form.