Non-vulgar interjections and insults that are worse than swearing.

[Lazlo]

I have a rather self-centered friend at work. One night, a few of us were in the computer lab looking at match dot com.

When she found a coworker’s ad she said, “That’s so pathetic! I’d never resort to using one of these sites.”

I replied, “That’s only 'cause men will bang anything with a pulse.”

She hasn’t talked to me in weeks.

I have filed the Evil One’s quip for future battles with her. I love it!

[Kitchen_Wench]

I have a friend who, too often, says “(some jerk) can just lick me where I pee.”

Yuck. I’d rather hear him say “Suck my dick.”