Bet your bottom credit that
Tomorrow, there’ll be midichlorians
Just thinkin’ about
Tomorrow, clears away the Jawas
And the Duros
'Til there’s none!
Play Mickey For Me:
An obsessed Mickey Mouse fan stalks Clint Eastwood.
Jonah Sex:
Disfigured gunman gets some. Rated “Rule 34”.
**Mobsters, Inc.: **These guys really know how to scare kids.
Jonah Text:
“GT OT OF TWN BY SNDWN !!!”
The Mobster Squad: A group of kids fight organized crime by kicking gangsters in the nards. Unfurtunately for the kids, while mobsters may indeed have nards, they also have guns, so I’m not spoiling anything by saying it ends accordingly.
Three To Tango The Hard Way - Three African-American friends pretend to be gay in order to infiltrate a corrupt organization terrorzing their neighborhood.
Rated M for Mary
Jonah Next:
Disfigured gunman can see 3 minutes into the future.
Horton Hears Doctor Who Theodore Geisel’s heartwarming tale about an elephant who discovers the lost planet of Galifrey and its most famous expat, joining him in the TARDIS as they travel the universe that exists inside the dandelion seed puff that contains the Whoniverse
Kiss-Ass: A kid tries to fight crime by buttering up criminals
The Bitcher: A man regrets picking up a mysterious stranger who just won’t stop complaining about everything!
Conehead The Barbarian:
“Mass destruction!”
Conan the Seminarian: Our favorite barbarian king joins the priesthood
Heckboy: Not quite as tough as Ron Pearlman’s character, darn it.
Hellman:
Hellboy grows up and starts his own mayonnaise company.
Bram Stoker’s Stroker Ace: The story of the first vampire race car driver.
**Two-Legged Freaks: **The peopleofwalmart.com site becomes a live-action movie.
Pole Rider: The Clint Eastwood sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
A Day at the Opera, and
**A Night at the Races: **mixups occur when someone sets the AM/PM on their digital watch incorrectly.
Breakfront Mountain: Ennis and Jack decide to enter into an open relationship and set out to furnish their home by antiqueing in the same area where they met herding sheep.
The Wizard of Ozzy: A mumbling, drug addled rock god is whisked away to a strange land where he must battle an evil witch called Sharon.
**Elmo in Groucholand: **Elmo’s blanket is whisked away to a world inhabited by the Marx Brothers. Elmo must say the secret word to get his woobie back.