The Masque of the Red Death: That new day spa gives facials to die for. Literally.
King of Kings of the Gypsies= the good news for the righteous is that Christ has returned to Earth, but the bad news is he’s working as a weight guesser at a rigged carnival owned by his maternal grandfather the bulibasha of the Midwest.
Larry Flynt Vs. Godzilla: A filthy-minded magazine publisher gets in trouble when he published nude photos of a huge monster destroying Tokyo.
SAW-- A Puddy Tat: A cute little canary plays a horrific game with a hungry housecat in a film heavy on suffering but light on succotash.*
*The succotash scene was so brutal that it was banned in 35 countries. After seeing it, Rob Zombie was found on the floor curled in a little ball whimpering"Mommy…Mommy…Mommy…"
Ironing Man:
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. T: A mild mannered physician drinks a potion that turns him into a large creature that roams the streets at night pitying fools.
**What Men Want **- 2 1/2 hours of gratuitous sex, violence, a good meal and some sleep.
But but but that’s what *I *want.
Clodfather:
“Why is there a live horse standing on my bed?”
Spice:
In a secret laboratory a mad scientist uses enhanced DNA to develop the perfect all girl band.
**The Hoarse Whisperer: **Prolonged contact with animals gives a shrink a bad case of laryngitis
King Kong Phooey: An overgrown gorilla that knows karate is brought to New York to be a bumbling superhero.
The Sheetrock: A disgruntled drywaller plans to give the city a spackling it won’t soon forget. Can a half crazed building inspector(Nicolas Cage) stop him in time?
Blondes Prefer Gentlemen - The real story of Marilyn Monroe
How to Drain Your Flagon: Like “Everybody Poops” only for number 1.
The Shortest Day: On a transport aboard the invasion fleet, a fatal fall down a ladder in the early hours of June 6 1944 becomes the first Allied death of D-Day.
Dave’s Not There: Multiple actors give several interpretations of a stoner returning home after scoring.
Resident Evil: Degeneres
Can even Claire and Leon stop a horrible virus that’s transforming everyone into Ellen Degeneres
Camp Spock:
Troubled teens go to a summer camp to learn how to be logical.
Resident Weevils:
Those weevils are on the loose again! Hilarity ensues
Absence of Alice - A reporter stumbles into a sinkhole after writing an article implicating an alcohol importer of mob affiliatons.
Slutty Tiger, Swinging Dragon - Rock hard Ninjas get taken down by Tongue Fu warrior.
Dependence Day - Giant alien spaceship invades the the Earth with single payer health care plans and free cheese.
Mild Mild West - A black secret agent in the late 1800’s inhabits an alternative universe where slavery never happened and blacks are fully accepted as respected government agents.
Glourious Basterds - This time the Nazis win… all the acting awards.
Saving Private Idaho: “Don’t go on the patio!”
Iron Pan:
Emeril Lagasse becomes a superhero.
Marmeluk:
An Egyptian ex-slave ex-solider moves to California. Hilarity ensues.
The Fanatic Mr. Fox:
Mr. Fox joins a cult.
Did you know Marmaduke means the same thing?