Wonder Man: He lifts the toilet seat up! He’s sensitive to his woman’s needs! He changes diapers! He listens! He doesn’t snore or fart!
Rated F for Fantasy…
Hudson Hawkman: A wisecracking cat burglar discovers that he is actually a flying alien and a reincarnated Egyptian prince. (Don’t overthink it. None of the rest of the movie makes sense either)
Harry Potter and the Take-Out Order of the Phoenix: Comes with egg-roll.
Inspector Cousteau: A bumbling detective fights crime on the bottom of the sea.
Josie and the Pussy Cat Dolls: In this reboot, Josie McCoy (brainwashed by the MegaSound) drops Val and Mel to form a new band.
There’s Something About Mary, Queen of Scots: As she’s lead to the scaffolding for here beheading, we notice that’s not a crown she’s wearing on her head.
Cloverfield of Dreams: A man builds a city in the hopes that a sea monster would destroy it and reunite him with his long-lost father
Alice in Neverland: A young girl finds herself lost in a wonderous land filled with mystical enchanment. Along the way she encounters a black man holding an umbrella, a mad tea party where they serve Jesus blood, and a white queen who hates little girls
500 days of Summer: A dark comedy about unrequited love admist the effects of Global Warming
Charlie and the Diabetes Treatment Center: After winning Willy Wonka’s factory, Charlie indulges in one too many chocolate fountains and has to be rushed to the hospital with sudden onset diabetes.
500 Days of Sumner: Loosely based on The Man Who Came to Dinner(basically going through the script and changing the names) Sting shows up at a fan’s house and doesn’t leave for a year and a half.
Enter the Dragonball Z - A martial arts master is sent to infiltrate a secret organization and return with a mystical orb.
The World Is Enough - James Bond betrays Her Majesty, marries oil heiress, brings West to its knees.
Remember the Titians: A small Italian Rennaisance town mourns the loss of its’ great painter.
Remember The Tits, Ann:
“How can I forget them?” 
Snakes On a Plane on a Treadmill: Not only does it never go anywhere, but it just won’t end!
Sash of the Titans - lovely Greek girl battles for Miss World crown.
“I’m sick of these motherfucking laws of physics on this motherfucking message board!”
Dismember The Titans:
It’s Zeus versus the Titans, winner takes all.
How to Drain Your Flagon: A basic guide to drinking with vikings.
Mr. Ed Wood: A talking horse becomes a famous(ly bad) movie director.
Tora, Tora Bora! - Japan launches a devastating first strike against the Taliban.
Song of the Sith: The tales of Qui-Gon Remus and his encounters with Br’er Sidious and Br’er Maul.
Return of the Red Eye: Cilian Murphy threatens to crash Emperor Palpatine’s Star Destroyer unless the Department of Imperial Security is dissolved.