Death Boat:
Light Yagami starts his own cruise line. People get on but they don’t get off.
The Dragon with the Girl Tatoo:
Animated. All his friends made fun of him until one day the girl showed up and asked him to marry her.
Fiddle Player on the Roof- Charlie Daniels stars as the Fiddler Man in this tale of a Southern Baptist dairy farmer in Annie, Texas who must come to grips with prejudice as his 3 oldest daughters marry a Primitive Baptist, a Methodist, and a Yankee liberal. Features the famous opening
Das Booty, well, it’s been done by In Living Color, but I thought I’d resurrect it for giggles, since the screenplay of boats and batty men should just write itself.
Roach Hostel: An exterminator tortures bugs for fun and profit
The A La Mode: A tense siege develops when a diner runs out of ice cream.
SWOT- A specialized team of MBA and Marketing grads is created to take on a rogue Merger and Acquisition corporation bent on taking over the world.
In case you have to ask what SWOT means:
Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats (or Trends)
The Z Team: A crack zombie commando unit survives(?) as soldiers of fortune. Solving problems nobody else can help with, and all it costs is your braiiiinsss.
The Tale of Despero:
“Once upon a time on a planet far away there lived a super-villain…”
The B Team - a squad of veterans dishonorably discharged for smoking too much pot travel Los Angeles failing to accomplish anything.
The AA Team. A group of emaciated models join up to fight the designer label establishment after they’re all rejected for a Victoria’s Secret shoot.
The AAA Team - They’ll get your vehicle started, tow it or blow it up.
D&C Cab: In the years before Roe v Wade, an abortionist operates his business from the back of a taxi.
Shouldn’t that be the ***A-Cup ***Team?
AA is a size smaller than A.
The Enumerator: A cyborg accountant comes from the future to do Sarah Connor’s taxes
DNC Cab: In order to save on expenses, the national committee uses one cab for all of their campaign trips. Hilarity ensues, especially when the candidates don’t tip.
Der Baader Meinhof Apartment Komplex:
Roof leaks? Rats eating the kitchen? Who cares, you don’t dare complain to this property management agency.
The Man Who Knew Rich Little: A man’s friendship with a famous impressionist puts his life in danger.
The Shawshank Redemption Center: A nickle…for your soul!
The God-father: "Just wait until your father gets home, Little Jesus! "
Pulp Faction: How the orange juice pickers of California beat Tang in the Supreme Court.
Schindler’s Lust: Oskar has a secret…REAL “kosher” hotdogs.
12 Angry Men: The true story of how Judas Iscariot died.
The Man Whose Not Liberty Valance: An uninteresting story about a completely different guy.
**Escape from Mexico: **Despite Walls and fences being erected on the border between the United States and Mexico, Snake Pliskin must once again risk life and limb to transport two Mexican nationals into Arizona.