Repo Man: The Genetic Opera: A white suburban punk pays for his plastic surgery addiction by stealing cars.
That glowing green car has aliens in the trunk
Aliens in the trunk?
Aliens in the trunk
Gone in 60 days: A car thief returns from jail only to find out he’s being evicted from his apartment.
The A is A Team: Objectivist mercenaries fight for their own self interest and against the forces of altruism. Famous for the scene where they switch sides when offered more money.
WIN! a
Hatch - A conservative senator retires from politics and then starts an agency to teach lobbyists how to influence the politician of their dreams.
The Scarlet Pimp: During the French Revolution, a masked man whores out fugitive aristocrats.
The Ex-Terminator: In an alternate timeline of the Terminator saga, the T-100, programmed with Windows 12 OS, is infected with a worm that causes it to fight on the side of mankind.
AAA - The government recruits a non-assuming insurance agent to infiltrate an organization bent on reducing the world to a state of anarchy.
W for Vendetta - a dyslexic burn victim battles to free England from her fascist oppressors.
Fat on a Hot Tin Roof: Thee story of the development of the first solar powered deep fryer.
Soldiers, Once, We Were: Yoda remembers his days in the Air Cavalry in 'Nam.
Very nice. 
**MacGruden **- With 20 seconds left to play, and no timeouts, and his contract in jeopardy, a coach must defuse a long bomb being thrown by a terrorist quarterback.
Zapruder - An amateur filmmaker has 20 seconds to defuse a bomb that will destroy the Presidential Archives that contain the information about the Kennedy Assassination.
Gangs of New Zealand - following the defeat of Sauron by the Men and Elves, isolated groups of Orcs run rampant through the countryside.
Robbin’ Hood: An outlaw steals from the rich, but never gets around to giving to the poor.
Boyz in the Robin Hood: The word is out–this man in tights is light in the moccasins; he hangs out in the Sherwood Forest Rambles, giving it all away.
Jonah X: A disfigured white cowboy joins the Nation of Islam. Rated R-Squared for Racism in multiple directions.
Well played, sir!
Viva Vulvazela: The story of the world’s horniest horn. Currently playing in a double feature with The Crotchflute Chronicles Not reccomended for those with sensitive sensibilities or stomachs.
500 Days of Sumer: The story of a young man pining for the Mesopotamian city that doesn’t love him back.
Superbald: The story of the only student to be held back 23 times.
On a side note, does Mace Windu have a wallet that says, “Bald Motherfucker?”