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Harry Pothead The Stoned Sorcerer: When the stress of being the Chosen One getss to be too much, The Boy Who Lived decides to take some time and mellow out.

Enema at the Gates: Jude Law learns to guard his rear.

Great, Balls On Fire!: Jerry Lee Lewis just can’t sit down when he’s at the piano.

Uncle Bucs: The Tampa NFL franchise must take care of their brothers’ kids for the weekend.

The Curious Case of Private Bejamin Button: By the time she finishes boot camp, Goldie Hawn is only half the age of when she started it.

Where the Wilde Things Are: Oscar and co. camp it up.

The Legend Of Downfall River:
Lizzy Borden and Adolf Hitler go on a date.

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A Fish called Ghandi:
Fish goes on hunger strike to protest unfair treatment by humans.

We all feel like we aged two lifetimes after we finished watching it.

Conchords: Airport '10: New Zealand’s fourth greatest digi-Folk band are all that stands in the way of disaster when a high tech passenger plane is about to crash. With Karl Malden as the Mad Bomber.

The Best Goodyears of Our Lives - Returning war vets get a great deal on a set of tires.

Escape To Brokeback Mountain - Two stranded space travelers race towards a rendezvous that could take them to Uranus.

Piranha on a Bus: A madman’s plot to hide carnivorous fish on public transit as part of an extortion scheme works rather less well than he planned.

Mutiny On The Trip To Bountiful - An old woman commandeers a bus, leaving the driver & passengers stranded & forced to walk all the way back to town.

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Master and Commander and Turner and Hooch: A K-9 cop investigates a swingin’ situation on board a frigate in the Napoleonic war.

Snacks on a Plane When a container-load of pretzels and Cheezelets goes missing at 37,000ft, there’s only one man who can save the day! (Contains infrequent salty language; not suitable for nut allergy sufferers.)

Allens in the Attic A group of children on vacation fight a horde of neurotic Jewish film-makers that have invaded their home.

Drag Me to Hull A loan officer ordered to evict an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse, which obliges her to live out her days in a bleak industrial town on the east coast of England.

Million Dollar Babby They need to do way instain figther> who hit thier oponnents. becuse these boxxes cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a laddy in ca who had fougth her three box. they are taking the laddy back to mo too lady to rest my pary are with the traininger who lost his figther ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Turn After Reading Gritty British road movie following a sales rep in his Ford Mondeo as he leaves the M4 at junction 12 (Theale, Pangbourne) en route to a rendezvous in Purley-on-Thames.

Triumph of the Wii: Like Call of Duty but with a REALLY alternate ending.

Rock Band of Brothers: The 101st uses it’s star power to airdrop into Normandy!

Logan’s Cannonball Run: Logan must get across the country to reach sanctuary!

The Tetanic

The legendary maiden voyage of the greatest ship on Earth ends in tragedy due to rusty nails.

The Master and Commander: A renegade Timelord takes over a British warship as part of his plan to rule the universe.

The Way We Were Soldiers - An unlikely romance blooms between a radical Jewish girl & a clean cut American boy after he napalms her kibbutz.

Gilmore Girlfriends- Four sharp and sharp-tongued black women find themselves in a strange little town in Connecticut.

The Sixth Element: The worst ever Bruce Willis crossover.

Conan the Mediator: Conan finally admits that violence never solves anything.

Hannibals: A mercenary, a murderous psychiatrist, and a reincarnated Carthaginian general meet in Mark Twain’s hometown. Hilarity, as always, ensues.

The Master and Commander
Captain Jack Harkness is demoted and has a love affair with The Master.

Bridge Over The River Kawaii;
Dejiko is forced by Rabe-en-Rose to build a bridge. Bridge turns into giant robot and defeats Rabe-en-Rose.