Fantastic Mr. Fox News. Rupert Murdoch biopic.
An oldie but a goodie:
Oh Bother Where Art Thou?
Winnie the Pooh plays Hide-and-Seek with Quakers
No Entry Hell is being stuck with your friends outside a trendy nightclub forever.
Mean Streets of Fire - Mafiosi motorcyclists’ angst set to a thundering rock soundtrack.
Reversal of Soldier of Fortune - Clark Gable stands accused of putting his heiress wife into a coma.
The Wall Street - A young stockbroker decides fascism and self-mutilation beats working for Gordon Gekko.
A White Christmas Carol - Klansmen don’t in the least mind playing Scrooge for sharecroppers.
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Forever Young Frankenstein* - Cryogenics and raising the dead just don’t mix.
(Damn hamsters eatin’ mah posts!)
Avatard - a documentary of the chat sessions from AOL, August 16th, 1997
Down an old man is trying to save his house from the evil lawyer dude building the skyscraper on adjoining land. Since his career was in trading Lead futures, his house becomes a great foundation for the Foyer.
The Bitch Can’t Help It - Gangsta hires down-and-out DJ to make his ho a rap star.
The Road to Hell: Bob Hope and Bing Crosby can’t sing their way out of this one…
Script by Jack Chick.
Being John Vukovich - A die-hard Phillies fan discovers a portal into the mind of utility infielder John Vukovich, which is kind of a bummer since Vukovich died in 2007.
You’ve Got Bail- the new film by Roman Polanski, filmed entirely at his house in ankle-vision.
Cold Brokeback Mountain- a Confederate soldier deserts to go home to his fiancee (Nicole Kidman) only to ultimately ruin their marriage due to his greater love for his male lover (Renee Zelweggar)
The Thin Red Line Between Love and Hate: Love really IS a battlefield.
The Loin King about the meat magnate Abe Froeman, Sausage King of Chicago
Rocky:
The Thing becomes a heavyweight boxer.
Rocky Mountain High:
Rocky Balboa buys a mountain and gets high.
Aging Bull: brain-damage induced combativeness proves a vicious circle for a washed-up prizefighter.
Not coming soon from the UnDisney Corporation:
The Middle Mermaid- Life-long sibling rivalry between Ariel and her sisters turns ugly when all three fall for Prince Eric.
Bambino- A young deer rises above family tragedy to become a baseball player.
Dough White And The Seven Smurfs- Don’t ask. UnDisney denies that they ever made this.
That’s Lifeboat! - Jack Lemmon and Julie Andrews consider drowning a Nazi sailor after they’re cast adrift on Lemmon’s character’s 60th birthday cruise.
Paper Moonstruck - A suave Depression-era grifter catches the eye of a fiery Italian-American woman.
Cats and Dogs and Cars - It’s like Faces of Death for toddlers.
GettysBird - A troubled blues musician helps the Union triumph in a pivotal Civil War battle.
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Bruces Almighty* - The members of the Philosophy Department of the University of Woolloomooloo face an existential crisis when they are temporarily given divine powers.
License To Kill A Mockingbird - After tracking his arch nemesis to a sleepy Alabama town, James Bond teams with the youngest Bond Girl ever to battle Blofeld & his murderous henchman Colonel Arthur Boovar.
The Mosaic Man: A con man has to unload several hundred pounds of broken tile left over from a previous home improvement scam.
The Right Snuff - Seven brave test dippers prepare for a possible spittoon launch.
Citizen Cane- Rosebud was his walker…
The Grapes Of The Wraith Of Khan:
Tom Joad fights Khan Noonien Singh during the the dustbowl.