“Lord, give me the serenity to accept what cannot be changed, the courage to change what can be changed, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.”
“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of—but do it in private, and wash your hands afterward.” Robert Heinlein
“The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.” Larry Niven
“Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.”
I like the “…Two kinds of people in the world…” quotes - maybe they deserve their own thread. Here are a few:
There are two types of people in this world. Those who listen and those that wait for their turn to speak. –Unknown
There are only two kinds of people in the world – there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.” –Unknown
There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain. – Unknown
There are two types of people in this world; good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. –Woody Allen
There are two kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. –Indira Gandhi
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think for themselves, and those who only know what they’ve been taught. -Unknown
