Note to self: Never drink a liquid when reading the Boards.
[sub]Snuffle, snuffle, SNOOOOORT, cough, cough[/sub]
Note to self: Never drink a liquid when reading the Boards.
[sub]Snuffle, snuffle, SNOOOOORT, cough, cough[/sub]
Which one?
The first one? Playing Parcheesi with the ferret? The one right above you?
Don’t be so vague. Baby.
(And congrats on the college thing.)
-Rue.
Note to Self: You’re quite a talented writer. But that whole Shooting Stars thing? Not your scene.
pan
[ul]Make list[/ul]
For better results, brush teeth before putting on lipstick.
Can I call you Dottie?
I’m sure I have no idea what you mean…
[sub]Note to self: Add Rue to list of those I want to stalk…[/sub]
Dude, you can do grilled cheese on any home iron. Really, try this one out with the kiddies. It will come in handy when they try dorm living.
<Wallace>
Even Wensleydale?
</Wallace>
If you call her Dottie, she’ll hurt you.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” does not mean my eye boogers are pretty.
Note to self:
Do not read Rue DeDay threads while drinking cheese.
Note to self: Magic 8-Balls magic does NOT extend to the stock market. Will enron bounce back? Looks promising MY ASS!
Can’t nobody eat fitty blocks of cheese.
Note to self: Find someone who thinks they can eat fitty blocks of cheese. Make wager. Despite goading, refuse to be the one to eat fitty blocks of cheese. Weaken, sigh, relent. Eat nearly fitty blocks of cheese. Die.
Note to self:
Wait until exiting the courtroom before calling the judge “a lousy Uncle Tom motherf*cker.”
(This actually happened when I was in court for a sentencing hearing one day. Fortunately, it wasn’t one of my clients.)
Zap!
Je ne parle pas français.
note to self
Never eat orange snow
Note to self:
Don’t read Rue’s threads when laughing hurts.
Note to self:
Never look straight up at a bird.
Hey, it’s early.
Note to self:
Mais peut-il le français baiser?