Note To Self

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Why yes jazzmine, I can make French toast. Thanks for asking.
Note To Self:

Licking whipped cream and strawberries off your lover’s naked flesh: sexy.

Onion rings and cheeseburger: not so much.

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laughs

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Forks are not spoons.

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Never mix Cherry Coke[sup]TM[/sup] and hot coffee again.

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Note to self:
Never again wash down sleeping pills with ExLax.

Dave

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Note to self:

There is no such thing as a disfunctional spoon with the concave side reversed.

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Note to self:

Invite Francesca to dinner at Burger King.

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Hold baby over head before feeding.

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Aim boy babies away from you when putting them in warm bath.

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“Don’t eat the yellow snow”, perhaps? (Alice Cooper, if I recall correctly)

Definitely don’t eat glowing green snow! This is from one of my Bathroom Readers; I can’t remember which one:

Note to self: Do not swear at little old ladies!

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Note to self:

Correct Flame’s recollections Re: Alice Cooper.

[sup]Frank Zappa[/sup]

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Note to self: make sure beaters are actually in the mixer before turning it on.

Corollary: Aprons are a good idea, after all.

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I did not hide the secret plans in the upstairs safe. Don’t even bother looking in there.

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NOTE TO SELF

Frying chicken nekkid, though it does give the neighbors a thrill cause I forget to shut the blinds first, is not a good idea.

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First bike ride of the season = wear the padded shorts.

Discovered that one today!

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***NOTE TO SELF: *** Ask my brother where he gets these “pearls of wisdom” before posting them on message boards!

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this note will self destruct in 10 seconds.

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To purchase:

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You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.