Telling lno not to do something is just begging grief.
(See? The multiple fonts are good for something. You can tell I didn’t call you Ino. Although I did in my head.)
The Boards are full of Voyeur Monkeys. Beware.
Note to self:
Pouring coffee in cup = good. Pouring coffee on hand = bad.
– Why A Duck (typing with one unscalded hand)
Note To Self:
Opening the boards at 2 AM when you have to get up at 9 AM is a bad idea!
Note to self: Remember to hit the preview button instead of “submit” at least SOME of the time! [sub](yes, even if the connection times out sometimes)[/sub] It’s tripped me up more than once during the last couple of days! AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Note to self:
New Year’s Resolutions are supposed to last all year. Start again April 1.
Note to self:
Even if it is funny, it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Also, pavements are much stronger than faces. Scratch the face-pavement idea…
PT
Note to self:
Must come up with suitable “consequences” for Lego’s[sup]TM[/sup] left on the hallway floor over night. :eek: 
Note to self-
Find out if extended exposure to photocopier is dangerous.
Note to self: Sometimes the voices are real.
Never eat a piece of raw garlic clove again without a significant supply of water nearby.
Note to self:
Don’t fart on leather furniture… while naked.
Note to self:
Throw out the bathwater, not the baby.
Fax ass, not face, to Corporate.
Fire bad!
A glass door is not meant to be walked through.
Fire good!
Pleather bad!
Note to Self:
Never dance in hiking boots.
Do not take the car into a car wash for a “triple wash with wax and rinse” when you really, really have to pee!
[sub]Pure torture…[/sub]
Looking both ways while crossing the street isn’t nearly as helpful as looking both ways before crossing the street.
-Loopus