Never answer the phone.
Note to self: Remember to stay on “away”, “N/A” or even “invisible” status on ICQ if I don’t want a certain someone to message me!
[sub]Then again, not responding to any messages he may leave while I’m “online” might help too…[/sub]
If you don’t wake up until the next morning, it’s more than just a nap.
**Note to Self: ** Call my friend later on to plan what we are going to do on Sunday afterwards!
Don’t say smart things to stupid people.
Oh wait, let me rephrase that.
Don’t say anything…ever.
Remember to cover the baked beans before microwaving.
Notes to Self…
Make sure mute button is on before referring to a customer as a “tampon chewing moose felcher.”
Do not scratch yourself when on cam, no matter how subtly you think you can.
Six cups of coffee is not a substitute for a meal.
notew too sfle;
taek tihping lessszons
Note to self:
C#
Do not listen to voicemail on speakerphone.
note to self:
First the squid, then the detonator.
Note to self in next life:
Black wire good.
Red wire bad.
the cop with a hand on his gun does not have a sense of humour.
Note to Self:
Make money then spend it.
Y is not a vowel. Buying it will result in a loss of turn.
Note To Self:
Pay electric bi
Note to self:
Check the young,cute,horny guys parole status BEFORE you marry him.:rolleyes:
Note to self:
If you see Christiane Amanpour in a broadcast, standing in front of your village or city, RUN AWAY.
Note to self:
If you bend over far enough you can still see your feet…but you might fall over.
“Hello, I must be going.” --Groucho Marx
Note to Self: Do not, under any circumstances, bow to family pressure! Very important for my personal sanity!