Having a half-full glass of water between you and the alarm at 6AM is a bad thing.
And a note to myself from yesterday morning:
Don’t cut off a silver Crown Vic outside a police station. It’s an unmarked car with a Gary Busey-lookin’ cop inside who will give you a warning and make you feel like a tool.
Breathing is good. So, trying to get “one last rep” while doing benchpress without a spotter is probably not the greatest idea in the world.
Do not take your normal full dosage of Xanax after only 2 hrs sleep. You’ll do stupid things like rear end the car in front of you at a stop light. 
Go buy a box of sidewalk chalk for random sidewalk graffiti for tomorrow’s walk.
IDBB
Note to self:
Never again mix ExLax and sleeping tablets.
Note to self: Don’t read IDBB’s blog. Especially the part about lusting after her father-in-law.
Note to self:
Always check to make sure skirt isn’t tucked into pantyhose.
Shaving your head does not automatically make you as hot as Vin Diesel.
It’s OK to take the dog for a walk, but if you’re going to walk several MILES, either wear better shoes than flipflops or just take the damn dog for a ride in the truck.
Your feet–and the dog–will thank you for it.
Moderator’s Notes: I have merged an identically titled thread begun (I suspect, in error) by IDBB into this one.
UncleBeer wrote:
In other words, “Not to Self” ?
Note to self: Stop going around saying “Note to self:” aloud in front of others. People look at you funny and move to the other side of the hall.
Note to self: It is not a good idea to keep the Blistex next to the Super Glue in your desk drawer.
Don’t make sudden moves with the van when approaching the gate guards. They are heavily armed, suspicious, and probably lack a sense of humor while standing there in the dark of the morning.
[sub]It wasn’t deliberate. I got a little close to the steel post on the right side of the lane and I kinda jerked to the left… where the guard was standing… with his gun… He told me to take it easy thru the gate.[/sub] :o
When the weatherman says “100% chance of rain,” bring an umbrella to work, no matter how many times he’s been wrong before. ::drowned-rat smilie::
Never drink a couple of pitchers of beer and think all the sudden, “Hey, I can be Eminem!”, and karokee.
Note to self…
When you call in sick from work to go skiing, don’t accidentally bite a hole in your lip, when you do an insane face-plant.
Addendum to Note to Self:
The more you try to think of a “logical” explanation for said hole in lip the more you make your husband look like a wife beater.
Hot green tea and computer keyboards do not a good match make. In the future, make sure no spillable things get near the computers.
(I destroyed a very nice laptop and a perfectly good keyboard, all in one day. Oops.)
It never has been and never will be a good idea to trim your goatee at 3AM while drunk, no matter what that chick at the bar said.
Note to self: Refrain from dressing in the dark when you own two pair of the same style shoes, but in different colors.