I’m sure washing your hands is hardly ever a bad idea, but what happens if you don’t do it under these circumstances?
Spray can be found for both deodorant and hair.
My mom likes to remind us, with dad grumbling in the background the whole time, that Bengay != lube.
This is a tube of Colgate toothpaste.
This is a picture of Cortizone-10 anti-itch cream (4th one on the top row).
Probably not a good idea to keep them in the same drawer.
My grandmother kept insect killer & hairspray (both aerosols) on the back of her toilet. One Sunday morning she called to tell us she wouldn’t be in church because she’d just sprayed her head with RealKill.
Love, Phil
Don’t keep the furniture polish and the canola spray (both in yellow cans) next to each other, especially when pan-frying a chicken breast for your husband. If they get mixed up and you wonder why the chicken breast is smelling lemony - simply rinse off under tap and continue to cook with the canola spray. He will never know.
I would know absolutely nothing about that. Yes. Anyways…
sidles out of thread
And I know now EXACTLY what I need to buy the next time I go shopping!
Thanks For the Straight Dope!
She couldn’t have used Kwell (lice shampoo, for those fortunate enough not to know) like the rest of us? 
Grandma was about 65-67 years old at the time.
Another note to self (mentioned in earlier posts): God’s in charge, not me. Good thing, too. (I had a rough night at work.)
Love, Phil