And “'it’s”
If no one else has claimed this for their signature, I may have to use it. Yoink!
Sure, got a hundred?
It’s “it’s”. 
Yo make good point. Nursing school is good place 4 Yakuza 2 find free girls.
Seriously - I need to learn. Yakuza, you got any suggestions? Be aware I am a straight woman and thus would need male hookers.
$0♀ = free girl
Dude, I could give fuck one about you patronizing hos, pros, hookers, street walkers, prostitutes, escorts, call girls, whatever the hell you want to call them.
But be honest about why you’re doing it. You’re doing it because you want to have sex and don’t want to go to the trouble of finding/keeping a woman who likes you for who you are. Not because you physically/psychologically need to have sex (blue balls is not an actual medical diagnosis), not because all women are ultimately prostitutes and will only fuck you if you have money to give/spend on them (could you be a tiny shred more insulting if you tried really hard?), not because it’s a savvy business move (there is nothing you could do with almost $5K a year to improve your life? Nothing? Really?). Because none of those things are true. You know it. Everyone else here knows it. Saying it accomplishes nothing but to cast an aura of bullshit around everything else you say.
Especially this whole bit about how you pay her to go to the movies, but since she’s there and you’re out the money anyway, you might as well fuck her and get your money’s worth. That’s like those couple of cookies that got a little overdone or cracked moving them to the cooling rack–can’t really serve them to the guests, so I might as well eat them myself. I mean, really. Neither of us is fooling anybody, not even ourselves.
Am I the only one wondering if we broke kanicbird?
What a snob.
Where, no doubt, your collection of prepositions are still in their original boxes.
Whoah there. Listen to Yakuza. Learn what he has to say. Men need women; women don’t need men. But look on the brightside, there’s a comfortable $400 a month in it for you if you meet the right homeless guy with a PS3.
A bright idea!
The references to “a free girl” in this thread keep reminding me of a poster for an information session on domestic abuse that had a handwritten addendum to the headline:
BEER BATTERED WOMEN
PS: I’m a “free girl” married to a short, poor guy.
Yakuza has still not shared the full story of how he lives, and I imagine from what he has said, and not said-that he is homeless. Can Yakuza supply any more information about his living situation?
You certainly do not have to answer anything that you wish to keep private, but I was curious about the possibility that your living situation might be a negative result of your spending on escorts. On the other hand, an unstable living situation might not be a negative thing to you, and well worth the company of escorts. Who am I to judge?
And the rest he can squander.
Give him some time to make something compelling up, ferchrissakes.
I’m worth more than $400 a month!
We’ll need pictures and model number so a fair blue book value can be determined.
Didn’t you mean emission?
Come, now. The gent only needs you for a few hours a month- based on his statement, I am unsure if $400 would equal four hours, or 3.33, etc.
You can’t be THAT busy!