Nothing Is Wrong Witha Low Income Guy Getting An Escort

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Dress up as -what-, I’m not sayin’…

I can’t understand any of this. When I was a poor penniless student all we ever did was screw around with equally penniless girls because we couldn’t afford to go anywhere and do something else.

Jarvis Cocker summed it up well in Common People!

That’s to be fair, got it.

Now for a depressingly harsh reality- I have been present for negotiations as a driver, not an active participant, and for one east Oakland woman wearing a $300-$700 leather suit, the nine dollars she got for the twenty minute BJ without a wrap was like a punch in the throat. That’s fucked up.

The next girl dude approached didn’t even want money- just wanted to kick it for pleasure (crack)- she regaled the rest of what turned out an unlikely party with tales of being sold to her 50 yo (then 78) husband, when she was 13, he who beat her with axe handles until he got old and weak and she could lay him out with kitchenware and leave for her pleasure (crack).

I was so astounded at the window on the world that instead of counseling against crack and cheap hookers, my only actual involvement was to recommend buying larger amounts of crack at a discount, even though I was not partaking.

I would guess that dear, dear Yakuza is getting these girls from Craigslist, home of the free, and he pays good prices because it’s during the day or early eve, and they are not yet coated in a thin slime of the day’s semen…

At least he isn’t (well, this is a longshot, but at least not admittedly) leaving the woman’s 4yo children asleep and alone at 4 am for $9 earned in the back of a car as leathersuit did… Though encouraging spending on children has been a mainstay of Yakuza’s thread and likely libertarian candidacy.

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One of either the most interesting or most horrifying (or both) times of my life- but I do have to say that while I am unsure of the specific effects on me, I would be a different person had I not witnessed these events, and thus, while horrified and fascinated, I would wish nothing different developmentally for myself, the world being as it is. Ideally I can long for perfection, as does Yakuza, but must needs satisfy myself with base reality- like but unlike our OP.

With just One guitar…!
slung way down low…
Just One guitar…!
Scram, hookers, leave the blow…

Who offerred her clothes…?

I wake up at odd hours of the night to feed the doper baby and I am looking for entertaining things to read while she nurses. This is by far the best thread on dope. I cannot stop laughing and the baby just looks up at me like I am crazy.

It is 2 funny!:smiley:

I’ll bid $450!

Now, I get the weird feeling that we’re on The Price Is Right.

NSFW link?

I bid $401.

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Because you contradict yourself in your answer. You yourself said, right here, that even if you found out that the money you were giving to these prostitutes “just to hang out” was used for no other purpose than to support a drug addiction, you would still engage in the same behavior. Don’t you think God would not like this? You spending all your money just to enable some hookers to get high?

That would be Ebay, then.

+1 ! Would overpay for free goods again!!!111!!!

I grant you it’s got hookers, but it also needs blow.

Boys, boys! I’m what you call a “free girl”. Just drinks and maybe a few nights on the town!

Oh, and make sure you have a good paycheck. Apparently I won’t associate with retail workers because they have nothing I want.

I, 4 1 miss Yakuza, and wish 2 see him post here again.
Maybe we lost him 2 another board 4 being so hard on him; the entertainment value alone was 2 die 4.

ARGH! Nobody has answered the burning question of this thread. How in the world does he play a PS3 off a public jack with no TV? Why does he even own a PS3?!

I was using a legitimate “Price Is Right” bidding strategy. On the show, the one closest to the actual price without going over wins. Contestants on the show will bid $1 if they think the others bid too high.

Humm. This is a much more difficult question than any questions concerning escorts, since the business model is pretty well documented. Pay money, get service.

The question as to way he would own a PS3 opens too large of a can of worms for this thread. Why does anyone own a PS3? Because they like games? It relieves stress? It makes up for jobs in retail?

These questions are valid, but less interesting than the question of logistics. How does one play PS3 in public without a TV, unless he’s got one of those tiny portable sets, or uses the monitor for a computer at a library and somehow isn’t getting caught.

I’m still here. I ain’t gone nowhere. I like this internet board. U can actually have a normal conversation on here. Some other internet boards have too many mindless losers on them and a lot of Christian internet boards will delete just about any topic u make that justifies sex before marriage