John Travolta’s son dies
The Dead are touring!!!
**Where do the hormones in oral contraceptives come from?
Colony on Venus? **
But that IS my fantasy! 
**Suggest a good facial moisturizer for dry skin?
Food Poisoning or Gastro-enteritis? **
:eek: I wouldn’t try either of those.
Have you ever gone on a long journey/trip to “find yourself”?
Handy tip: Do not dress like a Nazi and run around shooting guns in public.
I’ll definitely keep that in mind.
In GQ:
What is That Up in the Sky?
and
**
Colony on Venus?**
(You can SEE that from here???)
**My Nephew Was Scalped
I have hair! **
AAUUUUGGGGGGH! I have hiccups.
Well that’s not a very good way to start the new year…
If you were the first human to walk …
Offbeat Places You’d Like To Visit
One nice thing about the economic crisis…
Yellowstone’s gonna blow! We’re all doooooooooomed!
**We just called the pound . . .
Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store.
Olive had her puppies!
The nameless kitten may be named at last (or maybe not)
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Mysterious computer part! Oooooh!
babymaker 3000
What Can I Do With Leftover Mashed Potatoes?
My latest guitar build
I can’t decide whether to call it a Strato-tater or a Tater-caster.
In MPSIMS:
Just Quit My Job
Is Canada Short Of Workers?
If so, just give him a shout out.
**If you were the first human to walk …
Would you consider dating a recovering Alcoholic?
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Hmmm, I don’t know how to begin to answer that.
**Anyone want to talk?
US Regional Vocabulary Differences **
I Cram verything Into the Dishwasher When you’re Not Here…
How do people end up married to "the crazy"
What’s this thing on this drill?
Settling disputes back in the olden days.
**I just received the most hateful message of my life on Facebook and it got to me.
“There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.” **
To everyone who hates the Star Wars prequels, how would YOU have done it better?
Mary Sue characters
Uh-huh.
**Who was the Most Important Person in History?
Pat Buchanan
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A&A.
**Aussie Lunatic on a Rampage!
“Don’t worry, I’m not really crazy.” Uh…yeah, right. **