Saw this in CS the other day:
Husband’s decided he’s going to die 'cause of his weight - recipes needed
What can I add bacon to?
From Pit
**Bush White House to Obamas: Maybe you can find a park bench to sleep on?
It’s a weight machine, not a park bench! **
**Ancient Sumerian proverbs
I want the bulbs with the boobs and the crotch shrubbery **
Maybe it loses something in translation
Ask the Pakistani Guy…
Where is my passport?
Careful there, Bub, are you accusing the Pakistani guy of taking your passport?
Statements that are always lies
My friend’s sister has Thryoid Cancer
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one.
**Bristol Palin gives birth.
P90x owwww, *@%&ing OWWW! **
Kids make you say the darndest things
"There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
**“image macro as 404”
Ancient Sumerian proverbs
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“Ancient Chinese Secret, hunh?”
**You knew it was coming: Sarah Palin 2009 Calender
“Wow, you’re really pretty. Like a girl.”
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**How the heck did people do geometry before the Descartes?
copyright and wiki
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Uhm, the first answer doesn’t make any sense, and wiki wasn’t around back then.
**A special kind of dumbass
Bushisms
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** Really, really STUPID song lyrics.
“Thriller” Re-examined
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** I want the bulbs with the boobs and the crotch shrubbery
“Wow, you’re really pretty. Like a girl.”
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Name a word that doesn’t mean what most people think it means
US Regional Vocabulary Differences
**Prepare to have an AS/400 rammed up your ass Sales Department.
I hate performance reviews
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Some advice from the Sexual Virtuoso II
Hep me, Dopers: tongue issue
** What Movies SHOULD Be Remade?
Cannibal movies **
Remade, refried, restirred, rebaked and refrozen.
**The Board is Becoming Sentient II: It’s Starting to Hook Me up with Other Posters
“Wow, you’re really pretty. Like a girl.” **
Is that a line it’s recommending you use because if it is, it’s not as sentient as you might think it is.
**Cat suddenly started peeing on the carpet
A Matter of Bathroom Ettiquette **
**Sheriff cuts down on the Chow
I hate performance reviews
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**I hate performance reviews
Stop shitting your fucking pants!!! **
** Question for fathers
Your fantasy threesome!
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Does it involve Breast Milk?