That’s the actual header for an e-mail message I got today, courtesy of a Taiwan-based company whose software I downloaded on a free trial basis.
The software was glitchy and did not work as advertised, but what particularly annoyed me was it could not be uninstalled, so it’s sitting there taking up space.
My initial e-mail was answered with a flood of jargon giving the problem an arcane classification, translating to “hey, not our problem”.
So in my followup I devised my own classification for their response: Do Not Give A Rat’s Behind (about customers).
And now (sob), I have been consigned to message oblivion:
*According to our policy, following non-exhaustive list of message types will receive oblivion handling:
Unknown objective
Unrecognized language
Improper expression
Incommunicable topics*
Cuts like a knife, it does.