Chubby Checker sues Hewlett-Packard over penis measuring app, ‘The Chubby Checker’
Google it, it’s on a bunch of websites.
The best part is that this wasn’t done by some guy in his basement but by a major corporation & their aptly named subsidary…
Yes, folks, an app to estimate the size of a guys Johnson is made by a company called “Palm”. Wouldn’t palming it change the size? 
- Different article has that
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(Chubby Checker, the singer who doesn't measure penises, suing makers of penis-measuring app)
Well, I have heard the term “Palm Pilot” used in that context. So maybe it’s not that weird.
TIL Chubby Checker is still alive.
Just want to add that when using the Chubby Checker is NOT the time to do “The Twist.”
I’ll bet Dick Armey woukld sue them, too, if they used his name in an app.
mlees
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Based on shoe size?
Pff
Real men use a laser measuring tape, accurate down to one millimeter.
Nah- real men use a ruler and can afford to round down to the inch, so as not to sound like we’re bragging.
Real men know it’s girth + (tongue strength)[sup]2[/sup]
Pales into insignificance compared to the prior story listed below it Guy stabbed for not switching positions during threesome
Manduck
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Well, getting something stuck into you is one of the hazards of the activity.