NOW I've Had It!!!

You terrorist, WMD bastards!!!

First you attack my country like cowards. Then you refuse to adhere to conditions imposed upon you 12 years ago. Then you suicide bomb and ambush servicemen from my country and its allies.

But this, THIS is the last straw!!! YOU forced a delay in the release of Meg Ryan’s next movie, “Against the Ropes”.

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You fucking bastards! I’m going to enlist now, and when I get there, you just better run, cause I’m PISSED!

When come back, bring pie.

But NOT!!! cherry or apple!

Pumpkin or chocolate cream.

Wait, are we mad at Iraq or Al-Qaeda? Or are they one and the same?

Just want to be sure.

I opened this thread thinking it was about the National Organization for Women.

Sorry, we’re mad at Iraq. Not the country as a whole, I’m sure they have several redeeming qualities. The Republican Guard and Iraqi army in particular. Hey, if they want to fight and defend their country from the Great Satan, I have no problem with that. But, hell, they’re going to lose anyway, so why not capitulate now, and they and the rest of the world can enjoy the magic of Meg Ryan.

I recind the part about attacking our country like cowards. I was so enraged, I just wasn’t thinking straight.

Apologies.

It’s not like people are going to see the movie anyway, just release it already! It would have beaten The Core last weekend!

Gulp

Uhh . . . well . . . uhm. . . maybe something good came out of all of this horror after all.

(Please don’t flame me, but I hate Meg Ryan. I wanna smack that cutesy little crooked smirk off of her face.)

Word up. Meg Ryan is the lame.

Really? Sign me up for the next Peace rally.