First you attack my country like cowards. Then you refuse to adhere to conditions imposed upon you 12 years ago. Then you suicide bomb and ambush servicemen from my country and its allies.
But this, THIS is the last straw!!! YOU forced a delay in the release of Meg Ryan’s next movie, “Against the Ropes”.
Sorry, we’re mad at Iraq. Not the country as a whole, I’m sure they have several redeeming qualities. The Republican Guard and Iraqi army in particular. Hey, if they want to fight and defend their country from the Great Satan, I have no problem with that. But, hell, they’re going to lose anyway, so why not capitulate now, and they and the rest of the world can enjoy the magic of Meg Ryan.
I recind the part about attacking our country like cowards. I was so enraged, I just wasn’t thinking straight.