Reports from the World Olympic commitee have confirmed that each athelete attending the Sydney Olympic games will be given, count 'em, 51 …not 50 and not 52… condomes.
Given that most sexual contact (masturbation aside) requires at least two participants (102 condomes), each athelete will be able to have sex 6 times per day.
I have a new appreciation for these kids. Imagine having sex 6 times per day and still having to run the 100m in world record time. I wonder what we don’t really know about their training routines… hmm…
It’s probably just to be on the safe side. After you will the gold, you probably will get about 6 groupies. Silver, maybe 4. Bronze = 2. And not placing, well at least your SO still loves you.
OR, maybe they are comemerative condoms. With olympic pictures on them or something (ribbed with 5 rings for her pleasure)?
Can you imagine the advertising angle on this? Slo-mo on a ripped diver entering the still surface of the water. Voice over: Big Johnson Condoms–the official second skin of the Sydney Summer Olympics. Next time you take a dive, count on our Olympic performance. Three sizes available, Gold, Silver and Bronze…