Jennifer Wilbanks, the “runaway bride”, is suing her ex-fiance for half a million bucks.
Looks like running away from this guy wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
Why on earth is a ladder the first asset they mention?
It’s her dad’s ladder. Why did they have dad’s ladder? Not explained in the story.
And a gold sofa too. They probably mean the colour but it’s more fun to imagine a sofa made of gold.
Well, that is just her side of the story, after all …
Maybe it has sentimental value as the ladder she used to climb out a window to escape from the guy?
Or it’s just a really good ladder.
Will these two ever go away!
“Important political matters coming up, like elections! Must distract the masses with the latest gossip-fluff!”
You just know this is going to get all kinds of airplay.
I know, I’m a cynic.
Question not the Divine Nature of the Heavenly Ladder!
All Praise the Ladder. Boo-ya.
Preach it, swampy!
Man, I can’t imagine that being anywhere near comfortable.
Well, one of them tried already – look where that got us.
I guess she wants it known publicly that she is giving up all hope of ever getting married.
Maybe not, but it’s a great conversation piece, and also an inflationary hedge. Can any other couch claim that?
Hey, they’re welcome to it. Just don’t call me up on moving day (unless I get to keep one of the throw pillows).
In case the suit ends up in a higher court?
Well, it’s Jacob’s Ladder you see? Bundles and bundles to be made in potential lawsuits from unwanted falls.
Nice!
Out of curiosity didn’t both these retards come from money?
Yes, but they blew it all.
On foolish things.
Like solid gold sofas.
And wise things…like…ladders!
All Praise the Ladder. Boo-ya.
Realistic.
Incidentally (and unkindly) I really can’t think of anyone who’d want to pursue a lifelong relationship with Ms. Wilbanks now.
…All praise the Ladder. Boo-ya.