Preach it, Kythereia !
Anyone else read this as “Mason bought a home in Dracula in his name with the money, the lawsuit alleges.”?
A home in Dracula? That sounds about right for these two loons.
I ain’t praising no ladder. I’m a heretic.
But-but…it is OG’s Own Holy Ladder! :eek:
All the Signs & Portents show it to be!
Splittist!
All praise the Ladder, in its many manifestations, physical and metaphorical. Boo-ya.
“Gold sofa” is an anagram of GODS LOAF, which explains in the sacred texts of Dacula why the ladder is required. It might have been DOGS LOAF, though, which scholars are at a loss to interpret.
Ha! Foolish Ladderites! Dupes of a false god!
I praise the Elevator of the blessed Otis.
Where’s Dan Brown when you need him? I sense a Hollywood film here.
My neighbor’s dog left a “loaf” in my yard a few weeks back. Maybe they were talking about that.
… or Dan Brown. Could easily be Dan Brown. 
I’m a well known erotica writer who breaks ladders. Intentionally.
I’m a literati Laterite Luddite, I am.
Oh, Bosda, leader of the ladder-day saints, could we not have a demonstration of your rituals? Maybe, aptly a marriage ceremony? Kind of a “with this rung, I thee wed,” kind of thing?
When I play with the letters in “gold sofa,” all I get are “log of ads,” “Golf Soda,” and “Gas Flood.” Oh, well.
Of course dogs loaf. Loaf in the verbal sense, until their master (Og) arrives, descending from The Ladder.
Sheesh guys, do I need to explain everything?
Why did I think “oh, that’s why she ran away, they’d figured out they could get paid half a mil for the story”? Am I the only one? Should I wash’n’rinse my mind or let it steam? Decisions, decisions!
Dan brown left a loaf in someones yard?
The rapture will be conducted via ladder.
Actually, when I heard that the dude was a “born again virgin” I knew why she ran away. Guy’s a total nutter. She, of course, has those crazy eyes, so I don’t think that too many dudes would want to shack up with her.
Oh, and I have it on good authority that the ladder was made by a hippie chemist as part of a military mind control experiment. They were hoping to be able to use it to make our troops more aggressive in combat. Seems it, along with Towelie, managed to escape the lab.
Hey, a claim to fame. I am the first person to question the holiness of the ladder!
Course, that means i’ll be first on the list when His Rungfulness comes down to smite the wicked, but ah well.
I imagine it’ll have all the benefits of being eaten first.
So is the ladder gold too? That would explain the large amount of money.
My guess would be not curiosity but out of greed, fraud and deception.
Hell, he left a loaf in all the book stores in all the world.