Now we know why she ran away

Not only that, but when he came back they let him leave another one. I prefer people who bring pie, meself.

Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder!

Well, I’ve seen all sorts of things about these two in the media, so naturally that makes me an expert on the subject. And it’s my expert opinion that they’re both total and complete loons.

Now I must worship you.
At least until someone comes up with something better.