I was thinking that there’s something odd about this thread, but I can no longer put a finger on it…
Credit someone named Jasper Carrot (I think) for this.
Sung to the tune of “Yesterday” by The Beatles:
Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me
And it’s simple, very plain to see
I’ve got a case of Leprosy
Leprosy,
Friends and family shy away from me
And I can’t afford a colony
Oh I am stuck with Leprosy
Why I have to rot, I know not
I cannot say
Gangrene is better but
I an stuck, with Leprosy
Leprosy,
All my clothes are dirty rags you see
Thats why all the people stare at me
Oh why do I have Leprosy
Why I have to rot, I know not
I cannot say
Gangrene is better but
I am stuck with Leprosy
Leprosy,
I’m not half the man I used to be
Thats 'cause half of me is dead you see
Oh I am plagued with Leprosy
That was pretty good, Jack!
Too bad my ears are off so I can’t listen to the music to put the words to it.
Anyone have tips on how to get disembodied arms their whitest and brightest?
That would be chlorine.
I didn’t realize the LSGBM was so self-deprecating.