I’ve been sorta off the board for a few days, and I’m jumping back in head first, with both feet (figure that out). I’ve checked in, but my obscene post padding has fallen off tremendously.
Did I miss anything good? How’s everybody doing?
I’ve just been so busy lately. These bastards at work actually expect me to get things done lately. I mean, the nerve!
Also, I got the new computer at home, and when I haven’t been pumping out resume’s, I’ve been tied up with really important matters. Namely, Age Of Empires II, The Sims, SimCity 3000 and Steel Panthers. And if all that pressure wasn’t enough, I got Tony Hawk 2 for the Playstation as a belated birthday gift.
Just how am I supposed to lead a productive life with that kind of schedule looming over me?
Zette - Love The Sims. I’ve had it for a while but my old 'puter sucked butt so I’ve only recently been able to truly enjoy it. I love cheating and building cool houses. I need to get Livin’ Large!
All that aside, sorry about the Leprosy thing going around. I guess it must be catchy. Have you tried chicken soup?
If any of my proposed mutations kick in and I grow those extra digits like I’d like to, I’ll donate all the fingers, toes and whatevers you need.
Oh, I saw it Bottle, but you know me. I’m modest and don’t really like talking about myself.
I’m shy and retiring, even though I’m viciously handsome. My eloquent writing and speaking style belays my modesty. In fact if it weren’t for my beautiful singing voice, I’d probably never open my mouth. My muscular and toned body is merely a vehicle for my overwhelming charm and grace. I try not to use it for evil as I am the most righteous heathen you will ever meet.
Um, were you talking about something? I kind of got lost there.
Now I must go admire myself in the mirror for a little while.
Tell all the little people I was thinking about them.
Hmmm…that would have worked nicely in the SDMB but not su much here at the LSGMB, because pieces of rotting flesh are constantly interrupting keyboard use. And yes, it is a little “catchy”.
Man calls a local house of ill repute. He asks for service.
“Well” says the madam, “first you come in…”
“No, I can’t do that, got no legs”
“Well, I suppose we can send someone. Then you’ll have to undress her when she gets there…”
“Can’t do that, got no arms”.
“Sir, are you sure you know where you’re calling? Will you even be able to perform the activity?”
“'Couse I will, how do you think I dialed the phone!”
bwahahaha!