And it’s tiring that people let him. There have been a number of threads that had the potential of being interesting discussions that ended up being The Kanicbird Show! Starring…kanicbird! All kanicbird, all the time!
Enough, I say. I know, I know - “you don’t have to open/read the threads!” But many intelligent interesting doper posts get mixed in with the utter and complete crazy, and I feel like I might miss something actually, you know, intelligent.
Seeing as 1950-odd is pre-crisis, what if he was born in Hawaii on Earth-2?
Are their children deaf?
You do realize that you are so stupid that there’s nothing stupid enough to compare you to.
The histories of all the Earths were merged into one. Don’t believe what you read in Infinite Crisis; that was all a vicious lie. An imaginary story, you might say.
Marley23, if you think that logic, facts and things like, oh I don’t know, shit that actually happens here in the real world, are going to fight their way through “demons do come into the world as people” and “If Obama is a demon … the power would shift to heavenly rulers, who may or may not give that authority to Obama (as opposed to use it themselves), it would be their choice if God allows it”
… then you’re higher than **Kanicbird **is.
Yay, so [if I actually worshiped Baal] you would be forced to admit that I was actually worshiping a VALID GOD, because by this little quote, Moses himself determined that the gods of the surrounding tribes were actually VALID GODS and not the modern christians ‘fallen angels’/demons.
So we have here a case of a god that was being possessive, and didn’t want his worshipers following another equal god … talk about p\e
\i\s\Worshipper envy.
So ‘my’ god is equally valid as your god, no mater what I happen to worship.
Don’t be stupid.
There are no BLACK fishmen. :rolleyes:
Don’t blame me, I voted for lizard people.
Yes Baal is still around, IMHO Baal is worshiped by promiscuity and abortions. You are free to worship that god if you wish.
For all we know, a demon blackmailed you into saying that. So anything you say might be suspect. Of course, anything I say will be suspect as well, as I could also find myself currently being blackmailed by demons.
Then again, anyone could be. I think we’re in trouble.
-Joe
Where you there in Hawaii when Obama was born and witnessed it? Or are you just going on information provided by men? If the second then I can come up with men that will provide the information Obama was born in Kenya (or wherever). Do you want to have a vote on it, does the majority declare what is the truth? If that is the case the world would still be flat. Do you believe every certificate of live birth is 100% true and they can not be faked? Please tell us if you know. Even if the certificate of live birth is genuine, does that prove that Obama was born in the US? Even by man’s standards no it does not, as CoLB is available to those born outside the US, and above that is we have the truth of the matter that God knows.
Really? Score!
So…by using birth control successfully you’re actually worshiping Baal incorrectly? Huh.
-Joe
Kanic - I’m just guessing you never had any deep-seated concerns about any other presidents having been born outside the U.S. and covering it up, and actually being demons that transferred governmental power to heaven or its evil henchmen.
Help me understand why that is.
I am not going by information provided by men. I have had an officially-certified divine revelation that Obama was born in Hawaii. Are you happy now?
Where you there in Bethlehem when Jesus was born and witnessed it? Or are you just going on information provided by men? If the second then I can come up with men that will provide the information Jesus was born in Hollywood (or wherever). Do you want to have a vote on it, does the majority declare what is the truth? If that is the case the world would still be flat. Do you believe every certificate of live birth is 100% true and they can not be faked? Please tell us if you know. Even if the certificate of live birth is genuine, does that prove that Jesus was born in Bethlehem? Even by man’s standards no it does not, and above that is we have the truth of the matter that God knows.
Good Grief.
Please do so.
The people with facts and documentation on their side do win the argument, yes.
Yes, that is the presumption until found otherwise. Which, as you know, is the case here.
Yes.
If even God knows you’re a friggin’ nutbar, what would it take for you to face it yourself?
Bartender, bring me a Manhattan. And a woman of pleasing aspect and low morals, while you’re at it.
You’re such a coward. Do you even take a shit without wondering about the ramifications between you and your imaginary friend? You waste time blowing invisible kisses at an anus that doesn’t exist and you have the nerve to instruct other people how to think?
You are a pathetic child grabbing at apron strings that aren’t even there.
Oh also: Baal, lord of hosts and true God, my covenant to you made in the many hoe-bags I hath boned and my baptism done in the blood of the unborn that my own seed hath created. I ask that you heap curses and lamentations upon Kanicbird. Shower him with your wrath! Show him that the lisping carpenter and his impotent father are no match for your greatness. Show Him! Show Him!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Baal Babylon wgah’nagl fhtagn
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Baal Babylon wgah’nagl fhtagn
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Baal Babylon wgah’nagl fhtagn
Ufa.