Very well, make it all conditional, then. I’ve pretty much had enough of him. I’m just surprised he hasn’t brought up the mark of Cain.
Does that mean that Obama is really Darth Sideous?
Just checking in here for my daily dose of batshit crazy. I think it’s nice that I no longer have to wander through GD looking for threads that kanicbird has posted in to find it.
I can try. I’ve been dying to try out the new time-delay controls on the tesser-pad. The salesgirl ast Burroughs-Libby-Long says there’s only a 49.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that it will cause the item being transmitted to explode, and even then the yield of the explosion shouldn’t be any more than, like, a quarter kiloton.
There you go with your “facts” and “logic” again.
So I now am of the opinion this is all a put on. I was fooled for a while that you were just batshit crazy.
I’m starting to think it’s some weird sort of Turing test, myself.
What exactly is your point?
If it is that Moses had some comments on monotheism, we’re up to speed on that. That’s the point of the joke. If it is that there are other gods than your god, we’re also up to speed on this issue, thanks.
My point was that the Bible is as, or more, fallible than anything else, so interrogating Moses about this issue might be helpful, since he, as much as anybody, invented monotheism, such as it is. Since you’re making a ‘we can’t prove Obama was born where all the evidence indicates’ argument, perhaps you should also be open to the problem of crappy biblical evidence.
At least Obama’s birth certificate is internally consistent. By the way, I think the ‘If you worship the right god with the wrong name, it will all get straightened out’ bit comes from Aslan in The Last Battle, not from the bible. Good luck with that.
While we’re on the topic, why in the bible was man created twice * ?
Was He making trolls the first time?
[Genesis 1, humans are created male and female in his image:
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Then, in an apparent do-over, Genesis 2-
21: And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22: And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23: And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.]
Be careful when using that device - an early version had a tendency to drop users off in universes where the shape J (that’s like half-a-U) was used as a letter (replacing I in some but not all cases). It was iust the most frustrating thing you could imagine.
It couldn’t have been any more frustrating that I felt when I landed on a strange planet, in an entirely different galaxy, and I was immediately arrested and imprisoned in a totalitarian society where all citizens were forced to submit their free will to some kind of a Hive-Mind, or something.
Ok. You win there. So how are you dealing with your new hive-mind existence?
We’re most happy with it.
Well, the correct answer would be that the editors of the Bible as we know it took the varying source materials and put them both in there. Genesis 2 is the older material. I’ll let someone else get all technical with the E and J and the P and the D because, honestly, it’s been several years since I last studied the subject.
Of course, I can’t wait to see the kanicbird batshit-insane explanation. I’ll be rather unhappy if it’s just boilerplate American fundamentalist.
O’Shea or Wilson? Wilson or O’Shea? To me, probably this level of faux detail sounds more like Wilson. Did I guess right?
The problem is, he won’t answer address any post that questions his professed beliefs, or that raises the possibility that he’s a troll. My post was a two-fer, so he’ll just blow it off, I suspect.
There’s an apocryphal story about it that I like (Wikipedia dates its first publication as 10th century, but the roots of the tale are much older). Here’s how the tale goes :
First, God created Adam and Lilith. He made them both the same way : breathing life into some dirt. Since they’re created equal, Lilith figures she doesn’t have to obey Adam and refuses to submit to his will. A proto-feminist, if you will. Adam will have none of that : he wants a wife he can know whenever he feels like it, and who’ll STFU and bring him sammiches the rest of the time. Much arguing ensues. Eventually, fed up with his crap, Lilith storms off the Garden. Adam goes and tattle on her to God : “Daaaad, my woman has run away, you have to do somethiiiing !”. So God sends some angels to bring her back, and tells Adam not to worry : either she’ll come back and all will be well, or she won’t and he’ll curse her forever and ever.
The angels find Lilith, tell her to come back or they’ll kill her, but she puts a whammy on them and sends them on their way. God is unhappy about the whole deal, so he curses Lilith. But because a man must not be alone, and Adam keeps on complaining, asking for a nice girl this time, he makes him a new woman, Eve. The second time around, he makes her out of Adam’s rib, to make the proper social dynamic a bit clearer for everyone. And so this new woman is docile, subservient and, as the rest of the story will promptly show, sharp as a brick. I mean, seriously, who trusts a snake ?
Meanwhile, outside the Garden, Lilith has herself lots and lots of nookie time with angels and demons, spawning the Nephilim, and eventually shacks up with Samaël (the archangel of Death and allaround Bad Motherfucker), or in some versions of the tale Asmodeus (in which case she’s a Queen of Hell and the archetypal witch).
The End.
Now, obviously this is supposed to be a cautionary tale to women : “no one likes a sassy woman, and if you talk back to your betters no one will marry you !”. But if you ask me, Lilith’s the only one who doesn’t come out of the tale looking like a massive douche 
I see you actually ignored one of my questions, so I’ll just ask it again as it was sandwiched in between the two that you did answer and so you might have missed it:
How do you know that you are not controlled by demons?
A gift of God called distinguishing between the spirits. 1 Cor 12:10
Why do you assume that man can change what God made unchangable by man.
I believe it was revealed to me that there are spiritual issues with Obama’s presidency and he may not be president, but a figurehead. God brought to mind the inauguration which the public one was not valid, and IIRC there were also issues in the private one after. The public one is invalid because there was a need for the second. The physical reason for the error is not important, just that such a swearing in did not happen publicly. This is how spiritual things work, there is a explainable problem, it appears just to be a human mistake, and appears to be dismissible, and many will claim it to be a non-issue, those people are the ones being used to hide the spiritual.
Without the public ceremony, the mix of human and heavenly ruler system we have, has excluded the humans.
This fits exactly with if Obama was not born in the US, he won by deception and he will be deceived that he is president. We reap what we sow.
The swearing in ceremony is exactly how demonic blackmail would work. The ceromony will always be in the back of his mind and that will be used to manipulate him.
IMHO Obama is not president, but a figurehead, man has no president, demons control the presidency totally.
Where do you think Aslan got the idea from? Yes you can call God Aslan if you wish, as long as in your heart you mean what we call God He knows.
While we’re on the topic, why in the bible was man created twice * ?
Was He making trolls the first time?
The first one was the unfallen world, the one that sin never entered, and what will come about when all this has passed away.
Seriously…you don’t have any family? Or they just don’t care enough about you to get you the help you need?