Is it good enough anywhere ? :dubious:
At the Vatican?
I didn’t realize I questioned your qualification, but since you mentioned it, you claim is based on man, mine is based on God. You claim association with a man made religious institution, I claim nothing but the enlightenment of the Holy Spirit.
The way to fight ignorance is with the truth of the Word of God.
That’s what Eutychus is doing. The fact that you didn’t recognize - and actively disagreed with - one of the more famous bits of the Word of God is rather telling.
You don’t have any scriptural backing for your idea, so you say “Where do you think Aslan* got the idea from?”. Okay, fine. You are just making shit up**.
*Lewis, by the way, not Aslan. Aslan’s the talking Lion. Using this analogy, you would be Shift, the bad monkey, or possibly the donkey in the lion suit. There are dwarves, but they are atheists. I don’t think there are any trolls in the book. Sorry.
** which I suppose is in the spirit of the thread title, although manifest as another hijack. It’s too bad, really. If you were as crazy as you seem, medication might help, but apparently you’re just a troll, monkey, donkey-in-a-lion suit.
Ah. Your post is your cite, then. Carry on.
I’d betcha dollars to donuts that he doesn’t even know who Eutychus was.
You can claim whatever you like. "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. " (1 Corinthians 11:13-14) That what scripture is all about; so that Christians would have some standard to refer to if they did meet people they thought might be unqualified or preaching nonsense.
Your preaching does not meet up to the standards of scripture and by your own theology, has to be tossed out.
Hoist by your own petard, as it were.
Yes, I was fucking around. That was an attempt at humour through a collision between dime-store spiritualism and an elementary school riddle. I was not actually trying to make a functioning logic puzzle. It obviously failed. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Also, I take great offense at being called a gibbering, hateful, possibly insane, asshole with the mental acuity of a monkey (that had been dropped on its head when it was a small monkey) who seems to get his rocks off by annoying others with third-rate theology divinely revealed through conversations with imaginary sky people, which must be feared or worshipped or something, depending on what medication he has or has not been taking. That is what you meant by kanicbird stupid, right?
For this grave insult, you can expect a visit from Cthulhu or one of his minions (we’re on good terms). If you want to avoid unimaginable eternal suffering, please deliver 1000 pounds of gold, 2 dozen virgins wearing only whipped cream & electrical tape, and a wooly rhinocerous. You have 10 hours.
(The preceding is also a joke)
And Obama is the goddamned president of the fucking United States. No joke.
But… but that’s what the troll’s been saying all along !
I well , I guess the whole languages thing has failed him. I wouldn’t put too much faith in your demon-detecting powers either, Kanicbird.
Nonsense! I blame vaccination.
¿Que dijiste?
This thread is fun. And it keeps kanicbird contained here. We don’t want him meandering in other fora, confusing our guests, humping people’s legs or peeing on their shoes.
You know, you would get further if you actually tried that. I’m not anti-religious, I’m just anti-you.
Someone else who fell on their head from a high window?
Careful saying that, you can get warned by an Administrator for bringing it up!! 
Let’s see. Let us accept, for the sake of the argument:
There is an all-powerful supernatural being (G-d).
There are other, less powerful supernatural beings (demons).
G-d may delegate authority to another being.
Therefore, G-d may delegate authority to a demon.
Therefore, that demon is an agent of G-d.
Therefore, doing that demon’s bidding is the equivalent of doing G-d’s bidding.
Fascinating.
No “if” that time.
Okay, what makes you think so?
Does a stupid, gullible, frightened child need a rational reason to think anything? He thinks it because it’s easier than facing the real world.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
But that answer just shows how deft you are in avoiding dealing with the fact that you were wrong, you are indeed dismissing the Hispanic nations that expect the women will keep their past identities, just like the males, and in the case of the current secretary of state this is only “problem” of your own creation.
What you are saying that regarding on needs to be done to solve that “problem”, is “to let go and take the authority that one is entitled to”; however, that is not needed at all to have a happy family or an effective life. The spiritual component does not depend on the name you choose. Of course things like that only show that your version of god and theology make no sense at all, but that is not a surprise really.
Correction:
But that answer just shows how deft you are in avoid dealing with the fact that you were wrong, you are indeed dismissing the Hispanic nations that expect the women will keep their past identities, just like the males, and in the case of the current secretary of state this is only a “problem” of your own creation.
What you are saying, regarding what needs to be done to solve that “problem”, is “to let go and take the authority that one is entitled to”; however, that is not needed at all to have a happy family or an effective life. The spiritual component does not depend on the name you choose. Of course things like that only show that your version of god and theology make no sense at all, but that is not a surprise really.