I don’t know how to do quotes yet, so I am improvising! 
“How did you find the SD in the first place?”
An AOL pal sent a link to share a thread he started.
“Did you lurk?”
Yes, for two weeks.
“Which forums do you go to most?”
I’ve been peeking in them all. I like MPSIMS, GD, GQ, IMHO… Oh well heck, they’re all intriguing.
“Are you a regular thread starter?”
Not yet, but I know how to start a car, a fire and an arguement. Will that do for now?
“Where do you post from?”
A green chair in the family room.
“Anybody post nude?”
Not on the third date! :o Er, umm, I meant post.
“Or from weird places?”
I’m not sure, is Texas considered wierd?
I knew of The Straight Dope from the books and newspaper columns, so one day I decided to see if there was a website and surprise! I was a dedicated lurker for a while, but I think it was the “Very vaguely creepy” thread that finally got me to register.
I’m a general questioner, a humble opiner and a mundane and pointless sharer, but not a great debater. The Pit? Well, we don’t get Springer out where I am, so sure, I’ll have a look at what’s on the fire.
And I’m buck naked.
–sublight.
I was turned on to the SD by a lurker called shaolin in February. I read the archives, popped back every now and again… and then found the MB! I’ve never been a lurker so i jumped on in straight away (but i was a Good Doper and did my research so that i learned all about Opal and Wally and Serlin (sorry to put those in the same sentence) and the other SDMB Special Things To Know About).
I generally go:
Vanity Search (Oh, don’t tell me you don’t do it too)
MPSIMS (I’m an MPSIMS whore)
The Pit (Possibly the most entertaining forum)
IMHO (What Great Wisdom can i dispense today? And how’s my post count looking?)
GD (I lurk here until that glorious day when there arises a topic i could actually talk knowledgably about)
GQ (No, i still don’t know anything about astrophysics or the average velocity of an unladen African swallow)
I love this clever, funny, helpful, dreamy bunch of people 
Fran
PS. I’m wearing nothing but a leather thong. [sub]Not really.[/sub] Yes really. [sub]No, really I’m not.[/sub] Yes I am.[sub]Sssshhhhhhhhh[/sub]
Fully clothed and ferociously stoned, not to mention well beer buzzed. I visit forums randomly, dropping posts like a B52 drops bombs.