Not bloody likely, m’dear, not bloody likely. 
Is there no end to your esoteric knowledge? Possibly an end with a “reservoir tip”? 
Real life story: When I was a kid, one of my friends worked in the corner drugstore near his house. He worked there long enough to become jaded about men coming in to buy condoms which, at the time, they were forced to ask for, as condoms were kept behind the counter, back then. So, one evening, he’s working on the floor, when a man comes up behind him, and asks quietly for a pack of condoms. Without looking up, my friend yells to the man behind the counter, “A pack of Trojans for this gentleman!”. It’s a good thing his father was not a violent man. 
Actually, satellite tracking is possible, but it leads to all sorts of problems when the condum is in use:
We got im’!
Oh, we lost 'im.
We got 'im again!
Dammit, we lost 'im again.
There he is!
Nope, gone again.
LOL!!
But you would think unless her *** was lead lined (or his if the guy is gay) they could still track it.
So you go to buy condoms, and you have several options:
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The high school student three-pack: One for Friday, one for Saturday, one for Sunday,
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The college student six-pack: Two for Friday two for Saturday, two for Sunday, and
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The married couple twelve-pack: One for January, one for February…
HEY!!! Have you been peeking in our drawers?
Funniest post ever.
Ever? In the entire history of the SDMB?
wowee
Did you also know that on certain brands, they’re electronically tested for your pleasure? :eek:
Really, it says so on the box!!
Do they give the robots cigarettes after?
Nope, they just up the voltage.
ohhh…kind of like how you do w/me?