I just found out today that all condoms have registration numbers on them…of course if you don’t unroll them to the VERY end you don’t see these…
This is what I’m told …
Okay, I’m done now…
Just wanted to share 
Now I’m tempted to go and buy a pack of condoms just to check this out, but I’d hate to let the convenience store clerk think I’m actually getting some.
Just say they’re for your “cousin” 
Better yet, say they’re for Eilsel.
Go buy a pack and tear it open in front of the clerk. Open one up, roll it all the way out, check it, and yell “he’s RIGHT!!!” Then leave, leaving all the condoms behind on the desk.
Do you know something I dont’ know, danny?
I’m ba-ack!
GASP!!
quickly hides the condoms in her purse
Hey honey, how are ya?
[Joe Walsh]
I know what you’re doin’
[/JW]
You can’t just leave 'em behind without explanation. Say, “Gee…I thought these would be longer.”
That reminds me about the famous Urban Legend about the high schooler who scores a date with a notoriously slutty girl. Said high schooler goes to the pharmacy to purchase a pack of condoms. The pharmacist gives him a sly wink and wishes him luck.
Later that evening, the boy goes to pick up the girl at her house for the date. And that’s where he meets her dumbfounded father, the pharmacist.
It reminds me of a real-life story that happened with my ex-co-worker. He had the hots for another co-worker, and when they were sent overseas together on a business trip, he thought this was his big chance. Being the careful sort, he brought protection.
Being also the stupid sort, he never counted on his wife keeping track of how many condoms were left in the box at home.
Even though he still had the condom (the object of his affections wasn’t interested in him, and didn’t even know he was after her), he still had to explain why he was bringing it on a business trip.
:eek:
They aren’t registration numbers, they are lot numbers, which indicate when and at which plant the condom was made. They are also printed on the package and are used to track and recall defective batches.
Well, thank goodness for that…defective condoms = adding insult to injury.
Satellite tracking isn’t possible, one would hope?
No, but you know that dust that condoms are sometimes powdered with?
No, I usually get the lubric…eh, never mind, let’s just move on, shall we.
embarrassed
I meant lot numbers, not registration numbers LOL
pssst … I’d look carefully for the “666” on some of those condoms…
What? You aren’t perhaps a voter for Chuck Schumer, are ya?
You know, the guy that thought about serial numbering ever single round ever fired out of a gun?
Tripler
I checked my stockpile. Unfortunately, my rounds outnumber my condoms by the thousands.
Hmmm…I disremember…is he Republican? LOL