NYC SDMB Redux?

Ooooooh…I’ve had the food at Sweet Rosie O’Grady’s…it’s clearly meant for those whose palates have been severely gin-damaged.

How about one of the Brazilian joints on West 46th?

Or what’s the name of that fancy Kosher bistro on 47th? Le Marais? Is the Carnegie Deli still kosher? Assuming CMK is still amongst the living…


Uke

I’m with Uke on Rosy’s.

Allow me to pimp for a friend here for a moment.

If folks are willing to hike uptown (Alphagene says “Woo Hoo”), let me suggest Session 73, on 73rd and First.

It’s a tapas joint that is transitioning to a full menu. It also has jazz nightly (check NYPress for the lineup). The kitchen is not kosher; I’ll check on individual dishes if demand occasions it.

Most importantly, the head chef there is a friend (namedrop). We can get a good table, and he usually takes care of me. I guarantee that we’ll barely be able to waddle out of the place.

Here’s a (brief) review: http://www.timeoutny.com/timeoutny2/loc/Session-73.html


Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

Manhattan, you da man.

If Keller is indeed kaput, I say we rendezvous at Manhattan’s friend’s place! If the jazz band adds four extra trumpets, they’ll have a prayer of drowning us out when we start to sing.

Afertwards, we can all troop up to Alphagene’s and bounce on the bed.

Sounds yummy, but 1ST AVENUE? Ya mean I gotta walk all the way over to Lex to get the 6 train and transfer to the 42nd Street shuttle . . .

As an alternative, we can head downtown to Tapastry. My cousin’s husband is the owner and, while I doubt we’d get much of a break, it’s a great place.

575 Hudson Street (between Bank and 11th)
Telephone 212-242-0003
http://www.tapastry.com


–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”

Oooh, I posted my objections too soon . . . If this involves bouncing on a bed with Ike, count me in!

Boy, am I feeling congenial this afternoon. Tapastry sounds fine, too.

As an added bonus, it’s just a block or so from the White Horse Tavern, so if we start swapping literary trivia, we could wander over and try to beat Dylan Thomas’s personal best for straight Scotches.

And it’s near manhattan’s, so we could all go and bounce on HIS bed.

– Uke, showing that prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

Flora, the last time we met the gents were extremely eager to get me in a cab. Of course, I expected a limo, but what can you do? I promise to make sure you don’t have to scruff up your petticoats in the sewer/road.

Now I’m agreeing with Uke and Manhattan. If there’s jazz and drinks and good food and special favors I’ll be content.

Gee, I’d better learn how to type faster. You know what? I don’t care where we go. Just decide and let me know when/where.

Gee, I’d better learn how to type faster. You know what? I don’t care where we go. Just decide and let me know when/where.

Jumping on beds?

Well, I’ll be happy as long as bouncing on beds is involved.

Mel, when the hell did you become Saxface? I’d been wondering where “Mel” had gotten to!

Hell you can try jumping on my bed. But it’s a piece of shit wooden Ikea bed that an exgirlfriend gave me when she got a new bed. You see, she showered me material goods beacuse she was incapable of showing true affection… Oh, I’m sorry. Is this a tangent?

Regardless, I am looking forward to a good time free from goat parasites.

I’m surprised the Columbus bumpkins took pictures at their meeting. I heard that Ohio residents believe that the act of taking a picture steals their soul. Such as it is.


Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Boy, it’s flattering to be missed!

Yeah, I’m still around. Unfortunately, I got laid off from my job, so I haven’t been on line nearly as much as I used to be, especially not on time-consuming message boards.

But I have been peeking periodically. And, sure, I’d love to be part of a planned get-together.

As for Kosher: If it’s a genuine restaurant, I wouldn’t go if it’s not a Kosher one, but if it’s just a bar (which happens to serve some food), I’m OK with it. If there’s a specific part of Manhattan you’re looking at, I can name you some Kosher restaurants in the designated area.

I’ll be sure to check back in here tomorrow.


Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@schicktech.com

“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective

Flora, I became SaxFace when I became a computer idiot and screwed up my old name.

Alphie, I think we could all fit on your bed. Not that I’ve seen it or tried it out or anything - I’m just guessing.

CMKeller, I’m certainly not in charge, but let me speak for the group to say that it definetly wouldn’t be too much to accomodate your wishes.

I’m going to throw a date out: the week of Dec 6th - 11th

You want to get together for a WEEK? We really WILL need a bed.

Ah! My computer’s working again.

So, Ike tells me TubaDiva will be in town Dec. 7-14, how about we invite her and make it one of those days?

Also, CM, can you make it then? If so, we’ll find a kosher joint.

So, who’s up for this, and whose bed are we gonna bounce on afterward?

GEEZ, Flora, don’t tell EVERYONE TubaDiva’s coming to our bash. Everybody hates New Yorkers anyway, now they’ll REALLY think we’re getting special favors.

(Pssst…I’m working on getting Eecil-say to ump-jay out of the ake-kay.)


Uke

Uke, I think the gang can use the bed as long as it’s not for sleeping!

Flora, what’s this “one night” business? I’ll meet you by the bike racks at 3:00 to talk to you about this.

It’ll be great to meet TubaDiva - can we talk about tubas and their relation to saxophones?


Formerly “Melanie the Computer Idiot”

Cripes.

Then I’m officially inviting JillGat along so we can chat it up about viruses.


Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

That range of dates works for me, as long as it’s not on Friday night or Saturday. Anything between Sunday and Thursday should be OK as far as I can think.

Thanks for being so accommodating!

Chaim Mattis Keller