It’s official. Everytime I open up my browser, I immediately click on The Straight Dope. MSNBC has been my default home page, but now I’m changing to TSD since I go there first all the time anyway.
How Lame is that… and mundane and pointless?
I 'spect it’s a fairly common addiction. I find that I habitually stop by General Questions and MPSIMS to keep up with the … err … news. It’s not really news, of course, but this place is a virtual community and I like to keep in touch. Sort of like saying hi to your family at the breakfast table. I live alone. sigh
Anyway, I like the way every time you click on an SDMB it’s different, unlike most websites which change daily at most.
That which does not kill me just makes me really irritable
I’m a little unclear as to what you guys are trying to communicate here. Am I to understand that there are other websites?
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Geez, you guys are lame. You’d never catch me spending eight hours at work reading and replying on the SDMB.
But you’d never catch me only because you don’t know where I work.
JMCJ
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I didn’t USED to spend all my time here. However, since vacation started I’ve had nought else to do, and it has become almost an obsession.
Umm, well my computer came with MPSIMS as the default browser page…Yeah, that’s it. Well, at least that’s my story. And I’m sticking to it! 
“How’d you get your mind to tilt like your hat?”
-The Thrashing Doves
Hi, my name is Cristi, and I am an SDMB addict. The only other sites I visit are ones that are links in an SDMB post. I neglect my email. And if someone would tell me how to make the SDMB my home page, I sure would be grateful. Thank you.
We can start the 12 step program together Cristi, along with the others… the evil ones… Moosie, PCW, Cold, etc. maybe we could get a group rate, altho I’m thinking withdrawl would be ugly.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Work? I thought they were paying me to monitor this message board.
We’re going to get a withdrawal preview on Thursday. I’m not looking forward to it.
Party in IRC!!
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
Clearly you are all deluded.
This site is more addictive that caramel covered crack.
I curse you Josh, for ever having shown it to me. I now cannot function unless I get my daily fix here and I am constantly preoccupied with what I could say and what others have had to say to me.
Gods blast and damn ye, Josh, Ye imp of Satan. May the flies of a thousand camels infest your crotch.
~Snoogans~
“I was being honest, @$$hole, I would expect YOU to know the difference.”
~~John Bender in The Breakfast Club.
Talk to me, baby! mcdsanti@hotmail.com
Hello, my name is John, and I’m an SDMB addict.
“HI JOHN”
Hi. It started a few years ago. I’d get online and look at the SD webpage. Nothing big, just take a hit of a few articles, mostly the sex and religion ones.
“Oh my.”
Yeah. Then AOL kicked Cecil off and they had to go to a web page. That’s when I found the board.
I was hooked. First it was just the great debates. I’d come in every day and get my GD fix. A few quick posts and I’d be okay for a few hours.
Then it got so bad I had to go to the other forums. I was posting to the GD, MPSIMS, GQ, I even went to the PIT!
“Don’t worry, John, we’re here for you.”
[sob] [sniff] Thank you.
“Just keep going when you’re ready.”
[honk] Well, when I went on Christmas vacation, I didn’t do anything else. It got so bad I’d be online all day, just posting, and posting. Oh god! the withdrawl hurts! When I stopped going to sleep, and didn’t eat, just sat there all day, staring at the screen, waiting for someone else to post, my parents got worried. They found out about DA {Dopers Anonymous} and slipped a sedative into my coffee. They forced me to go cold turkey for a week and then sent me here.
“Thank you for sharing, John. Everybody, let’s all give John a hug.”
“Caramel covered crack”?
That’s the best one I’ve heard in years. And too freaking true. I just had a huge problem with my computer, and had to completely reinstall AOL. Thought I’d go crazy because it was taking too freaking long. Jonesing is an understatement.
Anyone else want to buy some caramel covered crack? Yes, this is the guy who hooked SmakD on TSD – I’ve been reading, attempting to assist with the fight of ingorance (its taking longer than I though)fpr several years now. Speaking of how lame is this, Slow drivers. If your in the left hand lane on the freeway, why the hell are you driving 45 miles an hour? What are you thinking? Get off the road!
Bad news, kids… Thursday afternoon to evening the board will be down…
I wonder if we will see a rise in Doper birth rates nine months from then? 
Yer pal,
Satan
First Place
Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
As overseen by Coldfire
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! NOOOOO! PANIC! Can’t breathe. . . walls closing in. . .
Wait a minute, I’ll be in class then. Never mind.
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
It’s been my home page for a while now.
Cristi, if you’re using Internet Explorer, go to “Tools”, “Internet Options”, the window that comes up should have a section where you can type in the address, or if you’re on the SDMB, hit the “Use Current” button and it will add the address for you.
Yeah, it’s been my homepage for a few months. The only other places I go are to www.theonion.com (new today in case you haven’t seen it), the homepage of a guy who works with me ( www.mindspring.com/~therant/ ), and SD links. My current favorite is www.mulletsgalore.com . I’ve only been doing this since, what, October, and I don’t know if I could live without it. I’ve started dreaming in a message board format.
Since the board will be down, does that mean I have to work tomorrow?
Hmmmmm…SDMB down for six hours tomorrow…
Yup. That should give me just enough time to catch up on the work I’ve been putting off since I found this place last July.
Okay…finished going through Great Debates…time to go back to General Questions and see if anyone’s responded to the posts I put up twenty minutes ago…
Uke