You rule Lex.
kisses!
Kelli!
You’re back!! Woohoo!
Errmmm… and also: why? What made you reconsider?
(Sorry for the hijack Lex, and congrats all the same.)
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Well Coldy, I miss everyone.I got some truly sweet emails urging my return, and I have lurked and all the hostility that drove me out seems to have dissapated.
I was posting at snopes, but thats over now, BIG TIME! http://161.58.238.106/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000260.html
Man they are quite a bunch. Such hostility, cloaked in the politest of language! At least here if people dont want you, they dont bother to beat around the bush about it.
So here I am, waiting for the inevitable crowing of: I TOLD YA SHE’D BE BACK!!!
Bring it on, if Satan can find God… I can take the razzing.
kellibelli
Come here and find out, NothingMan! 
Hey, pipefitter, it’s good to see you again!
I like playing spin-the-bottle, let’s start! Ohh, where’d Lexi get too, anyway?
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
I’m really forgetting my manners today!
Hi, kelli, welcome back!! You have been missed by a lot of people here.
Coldfire, welcome to the party, and I LOVE your Borg sig line!!
Now, where’d everyone else go??
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Kelli! Glad to see you back! I know Lexi will be happy that you came to his party
I volunteer to be in the spin the bottle game!
Thanks for the welcome back Purplebear!
oops, chrome’s post wasnt showing… Thank you too Chrome Toaster. I just adore Lexi!
Well, congrats to Lexicon, and a big-ass WELCOME BACK to kelli.
Now, where’s the jungle juice?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Oh SWEET!!!
Kellibelli is back! ma main mama!
Gimme some love
<snootchie-bootchies!>
Chrome Toaster, meet kellibelli, one o’ the coolest chics I know.
<pops a wintergreen life saver into mouth>
Did you know these make a spark when you bite 'em? Want some?
<grin>
Hiya, Kelli! I know; it took my post over two hours to show up! :rolleyes:
Lex, I’d love one, but we’ll have to go somewhere rrreeeallly dark… so we can see the sparks!
Hey, well, there just so happens to be this humidor here. It used to have cigars, but I took 'em all on the guy stuff shuttle, so now there is only a bunch of tropical fruit in there.
<holds door open>
See how dark it is? I bet we could find some cool stuf in here.
<looks around for machete and leopard undies, finds them, puts 'em on, and jumps into jungle like atmosphere of humidor>
Me tarzan, you jane.
Come, we find cheetah.
<pops another life saver in mouth and winks at Chrome Toaster>
Goodness, how did I miss this little tete-a-tete?
:::blows many kisses at Santi:::
Lovely party, dear. Now where’s those Jello-shots? Don’t forget–use only your tongue to get them out of the cups.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
<Catches kisses from cristi, chews 'em up and makes an mmmmm! face>
Hey where’d everybody go?
Congratulations, Lex. What flavor Jell-O shots ya got? Any red ones? I brought chips. shoves 16 bags of various chips into Lexicon’s arms
Welcome back, kelli.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
I just washed my cat. It’ll take me hours to get the hairs off my tongue.
                                        --100% certified genuine WallyM7™ sig
<Puts chips on table, spills some in leaopard undies.>
Oooohh crunchy!
We have lime and orange, cherry and lemon, surfin’ on acid, passion fruit and slice o’ heaven… What kind do you want?
<Puts 7 different flavors of jell-o shot into kat’s hands>
Suck some of these, you won’t regret it, I promise,
Chrome Toaster made ‘em, and tho’ she had never done so before she seems to be a prodigy…
<addressing all revelers>
KAT KICKS ASS, ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO-WHOAOHSHIT!
<Falls in pool again, tries to save himself by grabbing onto Chrome Toaster, but only manages to pull her in, too. She in turn grabs NothingMan, who grabs purplebear, who grabs pipefitter, who grabs techchick, etc. and everyone falls domino like with a huge splash>
spluh! puhuhwhuu!
<grins>
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!
Hot dang, Lex, congrats on your 500th!
(Hey, anybody else notice this guy looks like a dentist’s poster for gum health? And what the hell drink smells like wintergreen?)
Kelli, welcome back, kiddo! Looks like the usual dubious company is flocking around the bar–uh, celebration in honor of Lex.
::aack!:: lime jello shots?! Looks like someone had an unfortunate nasal episode or the Oysters Rockerfeller went bad.
151 or tequila, anyone??
Veb
splorrt! coughcough! <trying to stand up, shaking her head vigorously to get the water out of her eyes, purplebear suddenly notices that she is * quite wet* and that she has on a light lavender shirt,well, it * was* a light lavender>
Oh, my! uhhh, oh, dear. NothingMan, thanks a lot for pulling me in here. Shrugging, oh, well! At least it’s not cold water! Here, let me help you up pipefitter, techchick.
Thanks, Lexi! giggles ok, where did those jello shots get too?
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
We have lime and orange, cherry and lemon, surfin’ on acid, passion fruit and slice o’ heaven… What kind do you want?
Red, of course.
<Puts 7 different flavors of jell-o shot into kat’s hands>
Thanks, Lex. eats all the red shots
Suck some of these, you won’t regret it, I promise,
Chrome Toaster made ‘em, and tho’ she had never done so before she seems to be a prodigy…
Good stuff, Chrome.
<addressing all revelers>
KAT KICKS ASS, ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO-WHOAOHSHIT!
I’m sure they all knew that already.
<Falls in pool again, tries to save himself by grabbing onto Chrome Toaster, but only manages to pull her in, too. She in turn grabs NothingMan, who grabs purplebear, who grabs pipefitter, who grabs techchick, etc. and everyone falls domino like with a huge splash>
stands safely away from the pool, dry, holding Jell-O shorts, and smirks Having fun? hides all towels