yer no fun! 
hey, check out my cool new sig line.
Aint it great?
It’s like a brand new pair of bright red mickey mouse shorts with shiny yellow buttons!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
See how you are, Lexi? I ask for a jello shot, and you give 'em all to Kat! I wanted to try a cherry one, too. Oh, well. Got any left?
Brrrrr! Now I’m getting cold, standing here soaking wet, and not a towel in sight!
No, I don’t have any buttons on this shirt. Why do you ask that?
<tiny voice> oh.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
What do you mean by that? I thought it was lots of fun to hide the towels. grins impishly
Whew!!..good thing I wasn’t plugged in when ya pulled me into the pool! hyuk hyuk
PurpleBear, we got all the jello-shots you could want! Sure am glad I found out how to make them!
Lex, I simply adore your leopard undies!
(this is gettin interesting!)
Grunt, Grunt!
Oog, Jane.
You pretty and shiny.
Want ride on tarzan elephant?
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
titter titter giggle why, tarzan, ah thought you’d never ask…!
<starts to sidle over to Lex, slips on a slotch of spilled jell-o shot, and winds up in the pool, yet again…>
Jane!
<dives in to save her>
I think you need some mouth to mouth…
Sweet intro dude! Ima gonna do the same thing whan I reach 537!
Ophanim
Not Voted, **Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! ** Damn you all to HELL!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
Well, it was my 501st at the time, but now they seem to have worked out some bugs and the counts all updated or something.
I don’t know.
Strange that no one has commented on the text of the OP.
Maybe my disclaimer worked.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Thank you, Chrome Toaster, for the jello shots, I apprssiatte, i appershshiat, oh, heck! I like 'em! giggles
I’ve neber had 'em 'fore. Canya tell?
hic!
<slipping on something on the floor, purplebear pitches headlong into the pool again>
::sploort!:: giggles well, at least it’s not the deep end. Could someone help me up, pleeeeeese?
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
splutter, cough choke…* Oh, Tarzan, you are truly my hero!!
Careful, Purplebear! (Psst… just pretend you’re drowning… Lex will take good care of ya!)
I was wondering, Lex, if you had posted your OP, or any portions thereof, in any of the vegetarian threads!! And you still didn’t let me know if the celery has consciousness, too! I hungry!!
(shame on me for making a veggie platter for my party tomorrow!)
Woohoo congrats there Lex, ya posting fool you. No shots for me please, I’m driving.
Welcome Kellibelli, it is * great * to have you back. We missed you, I doubt you’ll hear a single ‘I told you so’, if you do, just check the source and then ignore it.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I’m Constable Wally and I’m here to…
½K post party? Oh, in that case… is that tequila?.. well, perhaps a drop… never mind the shot glass, just give me the bottle. Nice little banana ranch you got here.
<aside to Chrome Toaster, good idea!> 
Thrashing around as if she is indeed drowning, purplebear sputters and yells:
“Heeeeeellllpppp!!!spluuttreoorttt! Won’t somebody save me?”
<aside to Wally, HI! welcome aboard!>
<I want to know that too, Lexi!>
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Thanks Ultress, very much. 
Now, Jello-schmello!! Its time for TEQUILA, and god help you if I have too many, I’ll be groping everthing in sight!!
<leers at purplebear> How youdoin?
(kidding little bear!)
<relenquishes(sp?) lip lock on chrome toaster to dive in and save purplebear.>
This party is becoming hard work! Good thing wally is here to help out entertaining all the ladies!
And yes, celery has a consciousness, but it is less salient than that of the carrot. More watered down, I guess…
hey, Are those nachos?
Whew! Thank you so much Lexi, I was beginning to get quite waterlogged! And I swear this shirt wasn’t quite this small when I got here.
I’m doing just fine thanks for asking kellibelli!
Darn it, Lexi, I wish you hadn’t told me, I’ll never be able to eat celery and carrots again.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>