**The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Mrs Slow’s Grandmother died - at 108**
If you had her in the pool you now have negative points.
[sub]I’m going to hell … sorry[/sub]
**We May Be Made of Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails
What’s the deal with Vida Guerra’s famous butt?
**
well, obviously, it’s made of Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice.
(And maybe a couple of weather balloons)
**Bald men are not mammals
Men go nuts without their nuts? Vasectomy increases risk of dementia
**
Not lookin’ good for us guys. Except for that Snips and Snails thread.
**Oh my, I have a date tonight.
Holy crap, I’m engaged!
**
You may have a problem, unless you’re dating your fiancee.
Oh my, I have a date tonight.
Need dog training advice.
Holy crap, I’m engaged!
** I Have A Spare Uterus
Need dog training advice**
So, is it a date or not?
You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now
I’m no expert on romance, but I’m pretty sure that once you’ve reached the point where she’s sticking her thumb at your ass, it can be considered a date.
**Holy crap, I’m engaged!
Oh my, I have a date tonight.
Leave a phone number!! **
Yes, if you’re dating tonight then I think a phone number is the least you owe your fiancée.
**I have been thinking about a name for my baby
So, is it a date or not? **
You’re not sure if it’s a date, but thinking of baby names already? OOO-kay… :: edges away nervously ::
From the Pit this morning:
Fellow Dopers, a word if I may
No Problem
Several minutes later:
Thank you, Dopers and (eventually) Pitters
No Problem
**Rectal sex
Some People Are So Gross
I Have A Spare Uterus
**
A rare four in a row
Some People Are So Gross
Rectal sex
Oh my, I have a date tonight.
Need dog training advice
**I have been thinking about a name for my baby
Rectal sex**
'smore of a band name, though. Don’t you think?
Going to Ireland in May. Anything I should know?
Some People Are So Gross
From BBQ pit:
**Atheists need to shut up, part 2
Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp!**(sic)
no.
GQ:
**Cat barfing question
Where can I find Taco Bell’s corn tortilla’s?
**
The Nicotine Nazis
Eating Kangaroo
Describe it in three words
It’s finally arrived - The 1000 dollar remote control!
That was just silly.
** Why are so many people woefully ignorant of financial matters?
I received a check in the mail today for $10,000 USD. Now What? **
**Favorite products which have mysteriously vanished from store shelves
My hair smells like hay. **
With hindsight, it wasn’t really well-positioned to compete with Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!
** Share stories of your worst break-up(s)
I’m getting totally screwed. **
That sums it up well