**Describe it in three words
Worst. Valentine’s. EVAR. **
** Okay. I give up. I love Windows.
My husband loves me
**
Does your husband loves Windows?
**Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp!
I Pit the Primates **
Obviously.
And…
**I’m getting totally screwed.
It’s healthy!! Woo Hoo! **
Yes, I take that line when I’m trying to score me some poontang. 
**How much $$ would you take to stay away from the board?
I received a check in the mail today for $10,000 USD. Now What? **
Never Post Again
shakes fist and curses 
MPSIMs
Help me find a photo of someone getting punched in the face
Might I suggest a UK DopeFest?
MPSIMS:
Eating Kangaroo
Describe it in three words
Not gonna try.
IMHO:
Nude Beaches…
Does she like me? Any subtle ways to tell?
What are you doing for Lent?
Blood donation: double red cell donation?
I’ve heard of giving up something for Lent before, but…
Cafe Society:
Desperate Housewives 2/18
I suck at polenta!
That could be a cause of desperation, yes.
The Pit:
John McCain has officially jumped the shark.
Wells Fargo Bank - We Don’t Care
Wells Fargo has no concern with your petty human politics!
Great Debates:
House passes anti-“surge” resolution – now what?
**A victory for fetus rights!!! **
**Gloat about your minor victories
HA! We broke up and I still have your nude photo! **
**Oh my, I have a date tonight.
Screwed at work **
MPSIMS:
**Screwed at work
Monicas Dress **
Heh heh heh.
And the most useless officer in the entire British Army is…
Indiana License Plates
Stop right now the names are just getting too silly!
Top o’ the Pit:
Clear the fucking SNOW off your car!!!
Oh, that’s a great solution, Jet Blue!
**What Kind of Porn Would Jesus Watch?
Disgusting the demons **
** Spears flees rehab again
Hot Fuzz
**
General Questions:
**Why the inconsistency in newspaper column borders?
Who weeds the border? **
Someone who does it inconsistently
Most gratuitous use of sex in advertising?
Feelings about biodegradable, flushable cat litter?
Ew. Just, ew.
**Kids do the damnedest things (My son drank from the toilet)
Yum! Good lunch! **
** Ladies; The Word “Moist”
Most gratuitous use of sex in advertising? **
** Ladies; The Word “Moist”
Most gratuitous use of sex in advertising? **