What does the cow say? Moo.
What does the sheep say? Baaa!
What does the pig say? Oink! Oink!
What does the horse say? Neigh.
What does the moose say? Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
“Hi.”
-“Hi.”
“What do you want to do?”
-“What do you want to do?”
“Are you copying me?”
-“Are you copying me?”
“Stop that!”
-“Stop that!”
“I mean it!”
-“I mean it!”
etc. etc.
Teach the answer to “What do we say” as “NOW.”
But that trick never works! 
What does the Moose say?
“D-uh.”
Teach them that
‘It’s all part of my plan for world domination’
is the correct response whenever their custodial parent expresses frustration with them. Bonus points if grandparents are present.
One of the traditional gifts to a child is a toy drum or trumpet. Nowadays, of course, they have those little electronic thingies, which I imagine would be even more annoying, at least until some parent takes out the batteries.
Also, I hear that the combination of glitter and preschoolers can result in an absolutely fabulous neighborhood.
My brother in law always ended this with: “What does Keanu say?” “Whoa.”
Hearing my 3-year-old niece do Keanu’s “whoa” is priceless.
I taught my four year old niece to suck her finger quickly, put it on her hip, and say “sssss.”
It annoyed the hell out of my sister in law. Luckily she forgot it ten minutes later. The kid.
Push the (belly) button. It’s a variation on “pull my finger”, in which a fart is the result.
If she can get the Rodney look close (slight surprise and disdain) the “Hff - looks good on you though.” line can be pretty annoying.
Caddyshack for those of you who don’t know. Rodney Dangerfield sees a hat in the proshop and starts ranting “That’s the ugliest hat I ever saw, what ya get a free bowl of soup when you buy it…” He turns to see Ted Knight wearing the exact same hat
What does the clock say?
Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock 
O op! et supra surgit
O op! et supra surgit
O op! et supra surgit
Hora matutina.
Okay. You got 3 kids visiting from far away for Easter Weekend. Threeish, Fiveish, and Sevenish. You’ve given them all a cool/fragile rock/crystal to take home.
Now, you are packing up all their stuff and you make sure they get said rock. Now this rock is fragile and special to you and hopefully to them. You’ve worked in the DOD biz and know when you need to be carefull handling certain things.
Now, remember, kids this age will can hear something ONCE and you almost can’t get them to forget it or not repeat it.
So, as you are helping them pack and they ask again what is special about that rock and how they should treat it you should NEVER say the words “high explosive”:smack:
They made it through the airport and home so I suppose they forgot thank OG.
Also, “Don’t mention the War.”