Obviously, I had a lot to learn about kicking the tadpole

Laminating the Welsh Criminal? :wink:

I couldn’t believe my luck as she started bashing the witness.

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began sniffing the onions. - I have no idea what that means, but it sounds exceptionally dirty to me.

My fave from them is Playing Tug-of-War with Mr. Cyclops.

Well, I know what I’ll be doing next weekend.
playing the Turkish conjugal manual!