Laminating the Welsh Criminal? 
I couldn’t believe my luck as she started bashing the witness.
Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began sniffing the onions. - I have no idea what that means, but it sounds exceptionally dirty to me.
My fave from them is Playing Tug-of-War with Mr. Cyclops.
Well, I know what I’ll be doing next weekend.
playing the Turkish conjugal manual!