Of course, back in the day, we called it
‘plundering the forbidden weasel’.
Shoutout to the forumites at civfanatics.com for finding it.
Mods, please move to MPSIMS
I’m digging the groovy lemur. Moving to MPSIMS.
That’s right, I’m pickling the limp slug.
Apparently “molesting the pony” counts as a euphemism. For what? Genocide?
Well, I just spent a few hours lubricating the wet peach.
Well, I know what I’ll be doing this weekend.
Flensing the criminal!
Mike Judge should check the place out for new euphemisms for Beavis and Butt-head.
“Beavis, are you shaking hands with the purple czar?”
“Beavis, are you polishing the bald mushroom again?”
“Beavis, stop massaging the microphone and get me some nachos, dammit!”
I’ll just be over here laminating the kielbasa. It sure beats patronizing the vector.
Perhaps its a reverse euphemism for say… …a birthday?!?
Think those coin-op rides that little kids go on at the supermarket.
You have got to be fricking kidding me…
This Valentine’s Day, I’ll be toggling the chipmunk.
I’d love to hang around, but I’ll be too busy “warming up the Batmobile”.
If you know what I mean and if you do please tell me.
Crap, I got smurfing the stiff battering ram. That’s the one I always use in real life. 
Your fame continues to spread, I see.
I found
to be particularly apt.
Instead, she spent the night alone, spraypainting the beaver.
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were whipping the little midget.
You can’t expect me to believe you were only massaging the enchilada.
Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience going to town on the pipe.
Shut the door! I’m boarding the red cave.
Like most guys his age, he wasn’t above smacking the cheap weeping bishop.
Guess what I’ve been doing? That’s right – plowing the cadaver.
HA HA HA HA HA! 
This one time, down at the Blue Hole, we really put a kink in the nether watermelon.
“Needless to say, I promptly began initiating the Spanish banana.”
holy crap, my sides…
Well I certainly spent some time icing the refresh button.
Si